Message from @BIRDzone

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2018-01-04 23:17:45 UTC  

They don't raise thier kids for it either, Koreans and Japs intergrate in a generation. Chinks take maybe two if that.

2018-01-05 02:10:20 UTC  

There's more than pho

2018-01-05 03:11:59 UTC  

trust me, chinks outside of mainland are 100x better than mainland chinks

2018-01-05 03:33:56 UTC  

pho is good

2018-01-05 19:36:27 UTC  

got this randomly with some order, what is this supposed to be?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/398922718449369088/unknown.png

2018-01-05 19:50:27 UTC  

You have been blessed by the webmerchant Chinese spirit and are in great luck

2018-01-05 20:17:44 UTC  

@BIRDzone good luck charm

2018-01-05 20:19:25 UTC  

@BIRDzone The carp fish is a commonly seen visual pun because the Chinese character for carp (li 鲤) is pronounced the same as both the character (li 利) for "profit" and the character (li 力) for "strength" or "power".
The carp is also a symbol for an abundance of children because it produces many eggs.
A pair of carp symbolizes a harmonious marriage.
A frequently seen image is of a carp swimming and leaping against the current of a river to reach the spawning grounds. This refers to the legend (liyutiaolongmen 鲤鱼跳龙门) that a carp which is able to leap over the mythical "Dragon Gate" will become a dragon. This is an allegory for the persistent effort needed to overcome obstacles.

2018-01-05 22:24:49 UTC  

@Tribit cool! thanks

2018-01-06 07:33:51 UTC  

Could also be a misunderstanding.

2018-01-06 07:34:01 UTC  

"Add some crap to the order" -> "Okay, I'll add some carp".

2018-01-06 09:51:14 UTC  

I've gotten a qt reindeer as a gift from the chinks

2018-01-06 10:51:14 UTC  

@kontroll nope it's common for sellers to send good luck charms with orfers

2018-01-06 10:51:28 UTC  

@Tribit It was a shitty joke. Pls forgiv. 😦

2018-01-06 10:52:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/399153170762170369/IMG_20171204_180438.jpg

2018-01-06 10:52:36 UTC  

@kontroll ah OK, still neat they do that sometimes

2018-01-06 14:23:08 UTC  

these are really cute.

2018-01-06 14:23:32 UTC  

i got a tiny coin with a rooster on it a year ago, still have it somewhere

2018-01-06 14:27:37 UTC  

Careful, they're made of lead

2018-01-06 14:33:33 UTC  

not like i was trying to swallow that or smth <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-01-06 14:33:58 UTC  

i was uwu

2018-01-06 15:44:13 UTC  

put inside car engine for a decade of good luck

2018-01-06 16:55:45 UTC  

My gf made tea egg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/399244661614706688/IMG_20180106_175159.jpg

2018-01-06 17:57:39 UTC  

cute!

2018-01-06 18:22:27 UTC  

I wish they had added some good luck charms to my 11.11 orders. Perhaps they would have arrived by now then

2018-01-06 21:19:05 UTC  

@porco OLD MAN HANDS, ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

2018-01-06 22:12:04 UTC  

a-are my hands, old man hands???

2018-01-06 22:12:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/399324280501960705/IMG_20180106_231143.jpg

2018-01-06 22:29:31 UTC  

No, you're just a handlet

2018-01-06 22:31:58 UTC  

very manly

2018-01-07 01:42:55 UTC  

@Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb your hands aren't <#248100475054850050>

2018-01-07 01:43:38 UTC  

The fidget spinner is

2018-01-07 01:45:18 UTC  

@Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb Your fidget spinner is chink shit which goes in <#189466684938125312>

2018-01-07 10:18:43 UTC  

tfw you're half chinese but your non-chinese co worker knows mandarin better than you

2018-01-07 10:23:33 UTC  

eh i think it's the case with many nationalities
bet most gyopos speak korean worse than your typical fat white koreaboo

2018-01-07 13:35:32 UTC  

Do Koreaboos really exist ?

2018-01-07 13:35:57 UTC  

I hear about them often but never met one, although I have met a lot of weebs

2018-01-07 13:38:27 UTC  

Probably boos for everything. All sorts of people aint totally right in the head.

2018-01-07 13:39:25 UTC  

mostly fat white females who want to dance kpop
otherwise not really as there's no culture in korea

2018-01-07 13:46:46 UTC  

I'd like to visit. Maybe live there for a while. Nothing permanent though.