Message from @kaetaa

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2018-01-03 13:54:23 UTC  

or learn Chinese, beautiful language. Especially the colorful profanity

2018-01-03 13:55:00 UTC  

sorry I'm a slav I can't find a cute girl :\ well never going to taiwan then

2018-01-03 13:55:38 UTC  

learn Chinese, @kaetaa will help you

2018-01-03 13:55:56 UTC  

I think Chinese language is ugly though

2018-01-03 13:55:59 UTC  

I've grown to hate it

2018-01-03 13:56:08 UTC  

Since it's always barked at in loud volumes at all time

2018-01-03 13:57:51 UTC  

二屄, lit. "double vagina": inbred, cunt

2018-01-03 13:58:02 UTC  

Chinese insults are beautiful

2018-01-03 13:58:38 UTC  

桃花園: lit "peach blossom garden" : vagina

2018-01-03 13:59:17 UTC  

賣豆腐: lit "selling tofu" : the act of prostitution

2018-01-03 13:59:50 UTC  

Fujiwara's Tofu Shop now sounds very fishy

2018-01-03 14:03:54 UTC  

"eating (someone's) tofu" is also used to describe "touching" a girl in a sexual way

2018-01-03 15:25:09 UTC  

America is the greatest nation in the history of the world. If America disappeared today, the world would be in ruins

2018-01-03 15:25:22 UTC  

We are what keep all the other countries from destroying each other

2018-01-03 15:26:01 UTC  

Your welcome. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

2018-01-03 15:30:19 UTC  

1410: poland is in war with prussia, USA doesn't exist
2017: poland is not in war with prussia, USA exists
checks out

2018-01-03 15:49:38 UTC  

Thanks comrade

2018-01-03 15:57:52 UTC  

Colombo was a son of a bitch. wish I could spit on his grave

2018-01-04 00:58:13 UTC  

remember that USA won ww2 for the world

2018-01-04 01:54:47 UTC  

Yep. Undefeated since 1776

2018-01-04 01:56:23 UTC  

Who would win: the entire British army

2018-01-04 01:56:29 UTC  

Or a couple of Scrappy Bois

2018-01-04 01:57:20 UTC  

>won WWII
>Undefeated since 1776

2018-01-04 01:57:23 UTC  

My sides

2018-01-04 01:57:56 UTC  

Can't even fight gooks with shitty hunting rifles

2018-01-04 01:59:28 UTC  

Can't even fight gooks with shitty hunting rifles

2018-01-04 02:29:41 UTC  

no need to. Gooks die when they are introduced democracy

2018-01-04 02:29:47 UTC  

worked in 'nam

2018-01-04 02:34:15 UTC  

But you lost tho 😂 😂 😂

2018-01-04 02:36:25 UTC  

>lost
>looks at the state of both countries
>thinks about what was even fought for

2018-01-04 03:29:30 UTC  

communism was killed

2018-01-04 10:01:46 UTC  

>fight wars against communism
>communism eventually got rid of itself anyway

2018-01-04 10:01:47 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-01-04 10:59:26 UTC  

no we liberated the fuck out of it

2018-01-04 10:59:31 UTC  

and look at vietnam now, its thriving

2018-01-04 10:59:34 UTC  

just like the US

2018-01-04 10:59:39 UTC  

we won the fuck out of that war

2018-01-04 10:59:47 UTC  

have you tried pho? its delicious

2018-01-04 21:01:26 UTC  

Pho is dogshit

2018-01-04 21:07:25 UTC  

vietnamese cuisine is a one trick pony. It's really just pho