Message from @porco

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2018-01-03 13:30:23 UTC  

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2018-01-03 13:34:27 UTC  

imagine having a chink passport and not being allowed anywhere

2018-01-03 13:35:02 UTC  

chinks aren't even allowed to move freely in their own country

2018-01-03 13:39:28 UTC  

It's true. Their hukou ID system is completely fucked

2018-01-03 13:40:36 UTC  

My fiancee is from a 2nd teir city, but her mom is from a 3rd tier city. Population 11mil and 9mil. But because of the classification, fiancee can travel to Taiwan and Hong Kong alone, but the mom MUST use a travel agency and go in huge group

2018-01-03 13:40:55 UTC  

That's the main reason why chinks are always in travel groups, because they have to.

2018-01-03 13:41:30 UTC  

What's the reasoning for that

2018-01-03 13:41:47 UTC  

Probably people from smaller cities are more likely to bail on the country

2018-01-03 13:42:01 UTC  

But there are rich people in smaller cities and poor people in the big ones

2018-01-03 13:42:03 UTC  

not showing the world how uncivilised lower tier population is

2018-01-03 13:42:08 UTC  

So it doesn't always work like that

2018-01-03 13:42:37 UTC  

And you can't do a lot of stuff outside of your birth city. Especially education. You MUST do the schooling where you were born

2018-01-03 13:42:55 UTC  

So much regulations to keep people from moving

2018-01-03 13:44:47 UTC  

it's a shame you can't enjoy living in a tiny village in China without huge drawbacks. I lived in a tiny 600 people mountain village in Switzerland for 3 years and it was beautiful. I bet such tiny Chinese villages are beautiful, too

2018-01-03 13:45:52 UTC  

at least the Taiwanese ones are, I've seen beautiful unknown Taiwanese villages, mostly in central Taiwan. Beautiful places that remind you of early 1900s Asia stereotypes

2018-01-03 13:46:10 UTC  

how can it be so unknown if the island is so tiny

2018-01-03 13:46:36 UTC  

there are a lot of tiny towns that no-one gives a fuck about tbh

2018-01-03 13:46:48 UTC  

every tourist goes only to taipei?

2018-01-03 13:47:17 UTC  

Hualien had the most (white) tourists per capita from what I've seen

2018-01-03 13:47:26 UTC  

because of the huge national park

2018-01-03 13:47:34 UTC  

then obv. Taipei and Kaohsiung

2018-01-03 13:47:57 UTC  

I also saw a few tourists in Tainan, but otherwise there are no tourists

2018-01-03 13:48:01 UTC  

with 100k citizens it's highly likely

2018-01-03 13:50:28 UTC  

But really Hualien is worth it

2018-01-03 13:52:39 UTC  

a place in Taiwan with barely any international tourists but a lot of Taiwanese going there for a day-off trip from other cities, is luodong

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luodong

- most amazing night market of Taiwan full of obscure and untrustworthy delicacies
- springs to let fish bite your feet and call it wellness
- great cheap food (we feasted in a traditional Taiwanese restaurant, all night, many tiny dishes, a lot of drinks, 18$ total)

2018-01-03 13:53:31 UTC  

need to know chink tho, no?

2018-01-03 13:54:08 UTC  

yes no-one speaks English in those places, it's a shame, but you can just use tinder or interpals to find a cute local girl to show you around kek

2018-01-03 13:54:23 UTC  

or learn Chinese, beautiful language. Especially the colorful profanity

2018-01-03 13:55:00 UTC  

sorry I'm a slav I can't find a cute girl :\ well never going to taiwan then

2018-01-03 13:55:38 UTC  

learn Chinese, @kaetaa will help you

2018-01-03 13:55:56 UTC  

I think Chinese language is ugly though

2018-01-03 13:55:59 UTC  

I've grown to hate it

2018-01-03 13:56:08 UTC  

Since it's always barked at in loud volumes at all time

2018-01-03 13:57:51 UTC  

δΊŒε±„, lit. "double vagina": inbred, cunt

2018-01-03 13:58:02 UTC  

Chinese insults are beautiful

2018-01-03 13:58:38 UTC  

ζ‘ƒθŠ±εœ’: lit "peach blossom garden" : vagina

2018-01-03 13:59:17 UTC  

賣豆腐: lit "selling tofu" : the act of prostitution

2018-01-03 13:59:50 UTC  

Fujiwara's Tofu Shop now sounds very fishy

2018-01-03 14:03:54 UTC  

"eating (someone's) tofu" is also used to describe "touching" a girl in a sexual way

2018-01-03 15:25:09 UTC  

America is the greatest nation in the history of the world. If America disappeared today, the world would be in ruins

2018-01-03 15:25:22 UTC  

We are what keep all the other countries from destroying each other