Message from @turnerturing

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2018-04-05 20:57:41 UTC  

If we all reach the singularity without massive negative consequences all the better

2018-04-05 20:58:07 UTC  

And that's going to happen before China buys us all

2018-04-06 01:49:00 UTC  

your family will replace you with a chink bot

2018-04-06 02:15:16 UTC  

Chink bot <:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-04-06 02:15:46 UTC  

Will it love me long time?

2018-04-06 03:54:24 UTC  

yes it will also make t-shirts and get As in maths

2018-04-06 13:45:39 UTC  

China would be so incredible if the people weren't so fucking horrible

2018-04-06 14:59:48 UTC  

Jesus Christ

2018-04-06 15:12:13 UTC  

Seems like lady Karma was quite bitch again

2018-04-06 19:15:31 UTC  

unless he got life insurance

2018-04-06 19:24:08 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-04-06 19:24:27 UTC  

That would be a complicated chicken egg

2018-04-06 19:46:47 UTC  

My fiancee dad lives in a pretty quiet area of the country. Some guy was drunk driving and flipped his car on one side and they saw it and dragged him out of the car

2018-04-06 19:47:02 UTC  

They didn't call the police because they know he'd go to jail for drunk driving

2018-04-06 19:47:18 UTC  

I told him "what if he was drunk driving and hit someone? What if it was your daughter?"

2018-04-06 19:47:24 UTC  

He said "none of my business"

2018-04-06 19:47:36 UTC  

He couldn't understand that the guy will drink and drive again and could kill someone

2018-04-06 19:48:13 UTC  

There's this overwhelming sense in the country that you shouldn't report anyone for anything

2018-04-06 19:48:26 UTC  

Don't give bad reviews , don't report people for their bulshit etc

2018-04-06 20:25:17 UTC  

I mean its not cool to drink and drive but at least there's some semblance of discretion left after decades of communist indoctrination.

2018-04-06 20:28:46 UTC  

@kaetaa *There's this overwhelming sense in the country that you shouldn't report anyone for anything* *unless they're foreigners that you suspect to be spies

2018-04-06 20:29:01 UTC  

righto actually

2018-04-06 20:30:58 UTC  

I wonder if its a pushback from those weird mandatory circlejerks where you accuse people of crimes

2018-04-07 01:26:49 UTC  

Don't be a rat tbh

2018-04-07 01:27:33 UTC  

also anyone seen the kids working at train stations, what's that about?

2018-04-07 01:27:43 UTC  

legal child labour?

2018-04-07 04:15:09 UTC  

ive never seen that yet

2018-04-07 12:11:29 UTC  

do they sell peanuts?

2018-04-07 12:42:16 UTC  

no they stand by the gate and ticket machines and help people

2018-04-07 12:42:41 UTC  

except they don't really help people cause they're kids and aren't that great at talking to people

2018-04-07 12:42:59 UTC  

friendlier than the normal people though

2018-04-07 12:58:52 UTC  

Might be volunteering for cs hours

2018-04-07 12:59:07 UTC  

I did that once and I wrote about it in my college apps

2018-04-07 13:00:48 UTC  

Kids in Indonesia are different tho. I had a very interesting conversation with a male sex worker (day time surf instructor) about growing up poor in indonesia

2018-04-07 16:44:22 UTC  

i was at a bar in malaysia speaking to this very beautiful waitress in english and she was talking about how shes still learning and is going to school etc

2018-04-07 16:44:30 UTC  

i said how old are you and she said she was 16

2018-04-07 16:44:39 UTC  

holy shit it really put things into perspective

2018-04-07 16:47:57 UTC  

oof

2018-04-07 17:13:14 UTC  

and those who give up school become either street vendors, surf instructors, or sex workers. or a combination of those

2018-04-07 17:14:02 UTC  

even bars and restaurants want employees with hospitality degrees nowadays