Message from @fassel

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2017-12-11 02:02:31 UTC  

Bit too short for my taste though.

2017-12-11 02:03:34 UTC  

I prefer shorter. People are more likely to actually read the whole thing

2017-12-11 02:06:12 UTC  

Why are cats so afraid of cucumbers?

2017-12-11 02:09:51 UTC  

Are they? I'll have to test

2017-12-11 02:10:20 UTC  

@fassel What have you done to them?

2017-12-11 02:11:56 UTC  

Results inconclusive, cat sniffed the cucumber but was indifferent

2017-12-11 02:14:56 UTC  

You have to put it down near that cat while it's not looking

2017-12-11 02:16:17 UTC  

Yeah an unsuspecting cat who is then face to face with a cucumber will do backflips

2017-12-11 02:22:24 UTC  

Theres hundreds of these cats and cucumbers videos on yt. If i had cucumbers or cats available id test myself but only outdoor cats around here and the total contents of my fridge consists of beer and hotdogs

2017-12-11 02:23:07 UTC  

Who in here eats steak like a man

2017-12-11 02:23:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/389603041931821056/JPEG_20171210_212316.jpg

2017-12-11 02:23:24 UTC  

With horseradish sauce? Me

2017-12-11 02:23:35 UTC  

Not even cooked, just seared

2017-12-11 02:23:54 UTC  

It still moos

2017-12-11 02:24:19 UTC  

I like to eat mine before the body heat has left

2017-12-11 02:24:50 UTC  

Ayyyeee

2017-12-11 02:25:47 UTC  

Blue rare = best flavor

2017-12-11 02:25:58 UTC  

Sadly it's never quite hot enough

2017-12-11 02:26:21 UTC  

My current steak isn't even room temperature

2017-12-11 02:28:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/389604210531893248/Screenshot_20171210-212751.png

2017-12-11 02:28:15 UTC  

Thats how to steak

2017-12-11 02:29:18 UTC  

I like it to taste like a peice of charcoal

2017-12-11 02:29:50 UTC  

Pan sear for 5 to 7 mins in olive oil

2017-12-11 02:30:02 UTC  

anyhing more cooked than medium is boot leather and <:gas:349472519603879937> awaits you in your future if you like it

2017-12-11 02:30:17 UTC  

Eating blood is gay and pagan, @fassel you did good fam

2017-12-11 02:30:31 UTC  

With a nice butter glaze

2017-12-11 02:30:40 UTC  

Hey Boys

2017-12-11 02:30:42 UTC  

Flavor is degenerate. Cook it till its gone

2017-12-11 02:30:50 UTC  

Lul

2017-12-11 02:31:06 UTC  

My dad took me out for a $100 steak a few weeks ago. That was the best meat I've ever tasted

2017-12-11 02:31:35 UTC  

jesus christ that react

2017-12-11 02:31:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/389605150085611550/23201573_1769468043073152_1773749341_n.jpg

2017-12-11 02:31:50 UTC  

I don't like blue rare because it's not hot enough so you don't get the full experience

2017-12-11 02:31:53 UTC  

Lol

2017-12-11 02:32:07 UTC  

8 dollar steak, not cooked <:thumbsupreich:374715790693367808> <:thumbsupreich:374715790693367808>

2017-12-11 02:32:16 UTC  

i don't like anything over medium because it doesn't have any flavor and it's too hot

2017-12-11 02:32:24 UTC  

Not very tender though

2017-12-11 02:33:10 UTC  

I think Church canons forbid rare stakes, though not sure. 🤔

2017-12-11 02:33:20 UTC  

Idk

2017-12-11 02:33:46 UTC  

Something something blood 🤔