Message from @a dim goon

Discord ID: 436752058826358786


2018-04-20 01:37:57 UTC  

*soyface but with a death grips shirt and maga hat and a pack of american spirits* There's a new The Weekly Sweat with Beardson Beardly

2018-04-20 01:41:50 UTC  

gotta shit

2018-04-20 01:44:12 UTC  

stanced the fuck up on the toilet

2018-04-20 01:44:26 UTC  

niggas who need to make a bowel movement be like:

2018-04-20 01:52:14 UTC  

honestly

2018-04-20 01:52:31 UTC  

the most gratifying experience you can have is taking a shit in the toilet at work

2018-04-20 01:52:51 UTC  

assert your dominance; don't spray that bullshit little bottle of febreeze. this is your domain.

2018-04-20 01:57:50 UTC  

g-great to know

2018-04-20 02:06:30 UTC  

no

2018-04-20 02:06:46 UTC  

look your boss in the eye while you take a shit on their desk

2018-04-20 02:06:55 UTC  

establish dominance

2018-04-20 02:07:11 UTC  

prove you are the alpha male

2018-04-20 02:07:24 UTC  

this is how Donald Trump became president

2018-04-20 02:08:04 UTC  

Haha more like Donald Dump

2018-04-20 02:11:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/436710434507063296/IMG_20180403_124026.jpg

2018-04-20 02:26:25 UTC  

**BLUMPF** *

2018-04-20 02:26:44 UTC  

dorftrald prump is finished

2018-04-20 02:27:24 UTC  

GOGNUL GLUNKF SHIT IN BED

2018-04-20 02:27:33 UTC  

very profound my friend

2018-04-20 02:27:35 UTC  

i do agree

2018-04-20 04:56:45 UTC  

👏 How true!

2018-04-20 05:05:00 UTC  

Does Beardson Beard Beardly?

2018-04-20 11:12:46 UTC  

youtube-dl'ed the sweat

2018-04-20 11:13:12 UTC  

sry beerdson but i like to keep this shit on and off while i 1337 game

2018-04-21 01:50:41 UTC  

HAPPENING

2018-04-21 02:03:15 UTC  

LIVE
@everyone

2018-04-21 02:05:10 UTC  

ask matt forney to give me a filipino wife

2018-04-21 02:05:25 UTC  

wheres shawn

2018-04-21 02:08:20 UTC  

WHERE'S MY SON

2018-04-21 15:36:30 UTC  
2018-04-21 15:38:35 UTC  

We're all human

2018-04-21 15:38:39 UTC  

(Except for women)

2018-04-21 15:39:00 UTC  

and asians

2018-04-21 15:39:03 UTC  

and blacks too

2018-04-21 15:39:11 UTC  

asians are sort of like a insectoid race tbh

2018-04-21 15:40:48 UTC  

Jews are the avian species

2018-04-21 15:40:53 UTC  

They've got big beaks

2018-04-21 15:40:56 UTC  

They lay eggs

2018-04-21 15:41:05 UTC  

hush hush