Message from @Geist

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2018-05-16 01:32:33 UTC  

The queen sucks dicks in the hotel parking lot LMAO

2018-05-16 01:32:38 UTC  

Forever waiting for that old bitch to drop dead

2018-05-16 01:32:46 UTC  

The kween can gargle my nutsack

2018-05-16 01:32:49 UTC  

I smear my shit on the walls of the palace

2018-05-16 01:32:52 UTC  

I call it the PALASS

2018-05-16 01:32:53 UTC  

The queen is just a figurehead and the British apparently hate their own country so why do they even keep her

2018-05-16 01:33:14 UTC  

Because the only other thing they have is the toast sandwich

2018-05-16 01:33:17 UTC  

I ***SHAT*** in the royal bed

2018-05-16 01:33:39 UTC  

Her job is to inspire people and be Britain's voice, but Britian hates itself from what British people tell me

2018-05-16 01:33:59 UTC  

Britain's voice has a lisp

2018-05-16 01:34:02 UTC  

:dab:

2018-05-16 01:34:03 UTC  

Brits have no identity beyond banter and the queen

2018-05-16 01:34:34 UTC  

And their prison colony outclasses them in the former

2018-05-16 01:34:52 UTC  

And now that I think about it, Brits complain about American foreign policy but they have a history of being imperialistic and stick their necks in American politics all the time

2018-05-16 01:35:15 UTC  

It's the pot calling the kettle black

2018-05-16 01:35:19 UTC  

In Belgium their king tried to veto abortion and gay marriage, even the king of Norway spoke out against immigration but Elizabeth watched her country go from a superpower to a joke and did nothing that's why I hate her tbh.

2018-05-16 01:36:20 UTC  

She doesn't have any political power but she could at least pipe up and say something

2018-05-16 01:36:42 UTC  

She's only important in times of national crisis

2018-05-16 01:37:20 UTC  

For example: The Cuban Missile crisis. They thought WW3 was going to happen, so she was to give a speech if it happened

2018-05-16 01:37:34 UTC  

lmao

2018-05-16 01:37:39 UTC  

imagining the queen being arrested for hate speech

2018-05-16 01:38:01 UTC  

oi lov, u cant say dat

2018-05-16 01:38:05 UTC  

u got ta go ta jail

2018-05-16 01:38:07 UTC  

You can actually find the speech online. Pretty well written. I don't think she wrote it, though

2018-05-16 01:38:27 UTC  

The queen is still alive after all these years because she can't get a hold of a death license

2018-05-16 01:38:33 UTC  

Hahaha

2018-05-16 01:39:11 UTC  

Isn't it Prince William that's waiting for her to die?
Can't remember these guys names

2018-05-16 01:39:21 UTC  

I think it's the one with the huge ears

2018-05-16 01:39:27 UTC  

Charles is next in line

2018-05-16 01:39:32 UTC  

Yeah him

2018-05-16 01:39:52 UTC  

Imagine if Charles died before the Queen

2018-05-16 01:40:35 UTC  

Death cuck

2018-05-16 01:40:51 UTC  

Charles used to be woke he got in trouble for saying Zionists caused all the wars in the middle east

2018-05-16 01:41:34 UTC  

Hmmm..it isn't even anti-Semitic to say that. The creation of Israel caused a lot of problems in the middle east

2018-05-16 01:42:57 UTC  

Rope tied to fence

2018-05-16 01:43:12 UTC  

A lot of Jews actually protest Israel. It was surprising to me when I found out, but it makes sense

2018-05-16 01:43:42 UTC  

>I had to mow that child down with a .50 cal, he was a bomb you see

2018-05-16 01:44:19 UTC  

Well yeah you got far-left secular and reformed Jews vs. Conservative and Orthodox Jews

2018-05-16 01:45:00 UTC  

Like, when I first heard about Israel in school, I had this childish idea that it would be this country that a persecuted group escaped to for safety. I never really thought about what would happen after. Later I found out Israel is extremely militaristic.