Message from @crusty

Discord ID: 461027513477365794


2018-06-26 01:27:09 UTC  

And fuck sunscreen

2018-06-26 01:28:16 UTC  

you sound gay

2018-06-26 01:28:32 UTC  

real men get burned because they are too poor to afford sunscreen and must toil

2018-06-26 01:34:13 UTC  

Sunscreen is zog rt

2018-06-26 01:37:07 UTC  

Dying of cancer is trad

2018-06-26 01:38:33 UTC  

i mean, did the serfs REALLY get cancer?

2018-06-26 01:41:31 UTC  

No

2018-06-26 01:42:14 UTC  

gym tan laundry nationalism

2018-06-26 01:42:24 UTC  

alt right nerds wouldnt be so pathetic if they looked like they got pussy

2018-06-26 01:43:03 UTC  

Sun gives you cancer sunscreen gives you cancer, it's rip either way

2018-06-26 01:47:43 UTC  

if ur not alpah enough to have your gf stand over you with her goth umbrella

2018-06-26 01:47:47 UTC  

all day outside

2018-06-26 01:48:09 UTC  

D*mn

2018-06-26 01:51:50 UTC  

conspiracy: it's not the sun that gives you skin cancer it's the sunscreen. sunburn is the equivalent of working out at the gym and being sore afterwords, but for your skin. these companies that sell you white zog sauce to put on your skin not only know that their product is giving you cancer, but they also know that it's killing your skin gains

2018-06-26 01:52:14 UTC  

Im pretty sure life just gives you cancer

2018-06-26 01:56:43 UTC  

talking to women gives you cancer

2018-06-26 02:28:41 UTC  

Big rt

2018-06-26 02:57:55 UTC  

same

2018-06-26 02:57:57 UTC  

hi shawn

2018-06-26 03:55:16 UTC  

i hate anime vavatars

2018-06-26 05:30:24 UTC  

Fellas who don’t have a gf...we are basically the Job of modernity...think about it

2018-06-26 05:34:35 UTC  

d-mn...

2018-06-26 07:29:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/461070389351677952/image.jpg

2018-06-26 07:33:33 UTC  

Big old sip

2018-06-26 08:29:07 UTC  

hehe drumpfy

2018-06-26 11:12:16 UTC  

This reminds me of far right activists begging for relevance

2018-06-26 11:26:57 UTC  

good lord lmao

2018-06-26 11:29:00 UTC  

Where the fuck do these chumps get the money to sponsor multiple streamers

2018-06-26 11:37:01 UTC  

tech industry

2018-06-26 12:43:58 UTC  

omfg im dead after reading this shit

2018-06-26 12:46:30 UTC  

lord

2018-06-26 12:47:40 UTC  

One of the women i used to text would show me how many guys she had texting her shit like that

2018-06-26 12:48:15 UTC  

6 or so thirsty niggas constantly just spamming with his schedule and stuff to do with no response from her

2018-06-26 12:48:33 UTC  

Lots of "sweet dreams" and "hope you look good today"

2018-06-26 12:48:49 UTC  

White men are gay

2018-06-26 12:49:13 UTC  

jesus christ just ask them for coochie or fuck off

2018-06-26 12:49:51 UTC  

The coochie meme has been a God send

2018-06-26 12:50:20 UTC  

I do spam her with that when she slutposts at me

2018-06-26 12:51:00 UTC  

Just send her the cupped hands and see where it goes my man