Teen pussy

tfw jewish gf to make me angry all day

I need someone to argue with

wuts pooooopppiiiiiiiiiiiiing

HNNNNNNNG fuck it's LIT in here

Why does he have goldfish on his arm

supposed to be arm hair probably

but 10am isnt even an early time to mow the lawn imo

Gotta be up at 6 to mow the lawn

I'm not messing around with no skin cancer

And fuck sunscreen

you sound gay

real men get burned because they are too poor to afford sunscreen and must toil

Sunscreen is zog rt

Dying of cancer is trad

i mean, did the serfs REALLY get cancer?

No

gym tan laundry nationalism

alt right nerds wouldnt be so pathetic if they looked like they got pussy

Sun gives you cancer sunscreen gives you cancer, it's rip either way

if ur not alpah enough to have your gf stand over you with her goth umbrella

all day outside

D*mn

conspiracy: it's not the sun that gives you skin cancer it's the sunscreen. sunburn is the equivalent of working out at the gym and being sore afterwords, but for your skin. these companies that sell you white zog sauce to put on your skin not only know that their product is giving you cancer, but they also know that it's killing your skin gains

Im pretty sure life just gives you cancer

talking to women gives you cancer

Big rt

same

hi shawn

i hate anime vavatars

https://twitter.com/coolhandruse/status/1011459547062562817

Fellas who don’t have a gf...we are basically the Job of modernity...think about it

d-mn...

Big old sip

hehe drumpfy

https://i.redditmedia.com/7jhTUo4IT5W2hthKeqacBm2IlZKoM0OA7AHVq6YA1Dg.jpg?s=bea699ed1f364aae49ca8f0d4d7e321c okay, now this is epic

This reminds me of far right activists begging for relevance

good lord lmao

Where the fuck do these chumps get the money to sponsor multiple streamers