Message from @B|ack|ce

Discord ID: 464946471716913163


2018-07-06 23:54:55 UTC  

FOREVER

2018-07-07 00:03:00 UTC  

The fuck is up with this monster meme?

2018-07-07 00:03:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/464944491866882099/PATROLLED.jpg

2018-07-07 00:03:31 UTC  

Who did this

2018-07-07 00:03:37 UTC  

It’s obviously a viral marketing campaign for the new flavor

2018-07-07 00:04:02 UTC  

Boomer Berry

2018-07-07 00:04:12 UTC  

just wait

2018-07-07 00:04:27 UTC  

They’ll keep laying it on until we’re sick of it

2018-07-07 00:04:46 UTC  

the drawing has the new flavor “zero ultra” in it or something

2018-07-07 00:04:59 UTC  

as opposed to the normal can

2018-07-07 00:05:07 UTC  

makes me think, personally

2018-07-07 00:06:05 UTC  

The fuck?

2018-07-07 00:06:14 UTC  

Zero ultra has been around for years

2018-07-07 00:06:25 UTC  

It’s tasty and sugar, carb, and calorie free

2018-07-07 00:06:25 UTC  

I wouldn’t know

2018-07-07 00:06:36 UTC  

I thought it was a new thing

2018-07-07 00:10:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/464946208935247892/image.jpg

2018-07-07 00:10:15 UTC  

Zero Ultra tastes like shit

2018-07-07 00:10:25 UTC  

reported for a hate crime

2018-07-07 00:10:49 UTC  

I had a normal monster once and it tasted like piss

2018-07-07 00:11:17 UTC  

even the low carb one tastes bad, ultra and rehab are the only good monsters

2018-07-07 00:11:21 UTC  

It kinda does, but i drink it anyway for Work

2018-07-07 00:11:32 UTC  

Just drink coffee lol

2018-07-07 00:11:47 UTC  

I want to leave humanity behind

2018-07-07 00:11:56 UTC  

I don’t have enough time to make Coffee on my breaks

2018-07-07 00:12:20 UTC  

nor do we have coffee machines in the break room

2018-07-07 00:12:21 UTC  

your work doesn’t just have hot coffee?

2018-07-07 00:12:25 UTC  

no

2018-07-07 00:12:30 UTC  

wow

2018-07-07 00:13:09 UTC  

I work as a cart-pusher at Target, although I put my two weeks notice in a week and a half ago

2018-07-07 00:13:45 UTC  

doesnt sound like a job hot drinks are really suited for

2018-07-07 00:14:02 UTC  

yeet, especially this time of year

2018-07-07 00:14:39 UTC  

Just do half coffee half cold water

2018-07-07 00:14:58 UTC  

or just eat the coffee rinds

2018-07-07 00:15:31 UTC  

I think i’ll just stick to Monster

2018-07-07 00:19:39 UTC  

I just started Halo 4 after doing a bunch of Halo 3 and it sucks

2018-07-07 00:19:56 UTC  

thing has me spinning a joystick to climb a wall

2018-07-07 00:26:07 UTC  

confronting families at july 4th parade with rapid fire jew facts (SOCIAL EXPERIMENT) (GONE WRONG?)

2018-07-07 00:27:30 UTC  

This is literally all he does now lmao

2018-07-07 00:27:46 UTC  

Not even all he does on the interent, this retard literally does it every day