should we tell him?

Short and ugly and funny or rich and you can still get gash

being funny to attract women is a meme

Depends on what sort of funny

Funny and outgoing guys still bang drunk girls

Fucking girls is 50% approaching them

Getting a gf and getting laid are two different world and people pretend like the same rules apply to both

Yes you're right

sounds like ur just ugly

tfw my hatred of women is leaking and they can sense it

just wait til some try agreeing with you to sleep with you

"haha yeah I hate girls too thats why i dont hang out with them haha pay attention to me"

im not like other girls tehe i love netflix and cereal killers

im so quirky i run a tumblr fan page for dylan klebold

I got a text today from a girl who is now "just wanting to be friends" because "she doesn't like that I insult who she hangs out with (guys) and that I 'bully' her over her wife potential (none)"

fucking lmao

she sent me some photo of her looking insane at a poolside with all this shit over her face and body "to protect from sun damage" and I told her she'd be better off learning to cook and learning how to not cheat on her boyfriends instead of living in denial about ageing

she is clearly not happy about that lmao

keep it up

you will break her soon

short and puncturing though is the critical hits

I sent her "what's popping" and a series of flexing selfies with "oops wrong number 🙈 🙈 🙈 "

will it work? I don't really care lmao I am laughing at this

yeah

idk, I mostly just fuck with girls via text and never take it too seriously and it always works out alright

nogf but ehh, who wants a retarded sloot gf

you dont

grrrrr im way too horny for a sunday

HODL

Nay nay is doing it right

Take notes fellas

im not big enough to do dat yet

once i can dl 3 pl8 maybe

how do u guys deal with the "get home from work and wanna lay in bed the rest of the day" thing

Whachoo mean

Also, it does

Just dont eat ice cream or dairy or shit like that

does that have the opposite effect?

Nah, it can just make your gut all messed up

Negation

oh, yeah I dont eat that anyway really