Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 393456504314920971


2017-12-21 17:32:04 UTC  

Get somebody else to touch your pee pee instead, that'd probably help

2017-12-21 17:32:07 UTC  

^

2017-12-21 17:32:11 UTC  

Next step is find GF

2017-12-21 17:32:14 UTC  

Get fit

2017-12-21 17:32:16 UTC  

@CatoHostilius wtf stop pming me

2017-12-21 17:32:20 UTC  

And have gf touch pee pee

2017-12-21 17:32:50 UTC  

there you go

2017-12-21 17:32:57 UTC  

I have Automata, but have not played it

2017-12-21 17:33:03 UTC  

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe How can one gain a gf

2017-12-21 17:33:24 UTC  

@CatoHostilius get in shape and stop masturbating and you'll gain self-confidence

2017-12-21 17:33:29 UTC  

Also, shave and practice good hygeine

2017-12-21 17:33:31 UTC  

every day

2017-12-21 17:33:37 UTC  

Then you will feel like a Chad

2017-12-21 17:33:48 UTC  

The rest will come easily

2017-12-21 17:33:50 UTC  

Well I don't masturbate, I could stand to gain muscles definitely, but I'm not fat

2017-12-21 17:34:12 UTC  

The chad manlet vs the virgin Cato

2017-12-21 17:34:44 UTC  

I'm glad I'm a virgin, losing virginity before marriage is a sin

2017-12-21 17:35:23 UTC  

@CatoHostilius t. virgin

2017-12-21 17:35:26 UTC  

Tfw you lose your virginity before you become a traditionalist, do I get the gas?

2017-12-21 17:35:37 UTC  

@Fevs nah I was the same

2017-12-21 17:35:40 UTC  

lildick crew tap if u up

2017-12-21 17:35:45 UTC  

No there's too many like you to get the gas

2017-12-21 17:36:05 UTC  

big dick nibba crew dab if u here

2017-12-21 17:36:14 UTC  

I only TRULY hate niggers because I'm jealous of their large penises

2017-12-21 17:36:22 UTC  

Average dick nibba crew ok react if you here

2017-12-21 17:36:27 UTC  

>tfw big slovakian cock

2017-12-21 17:36:29 UTC  

feels good man

2017-12-21 17:36:38 UTC  

bro stop talking about how big your dick is

2017-12-21 17:36:42 UTC  

@Fevs That's gotta be it

2017-12-21 17:36:44 UTC  

(n't)

2017-12-21 17:36:55 UTC  

@Hand Banana but you were microdickposting

2017-12-21 17:37:02 UTC  

yeah micropenis dysphoria gang

2017-12-21 17:37:09 UTC  

gay

2017-12-21 17:37:11 UTC  

It's a legitimate medical condition

2017-12-21 17:37:14 UTC  

You ableist piece of shit

2017-12-21 17:37:15 UTC  

<:hellyeah:374715727833464836>

2017-12-21 17:38:16 UTC  

The Romans and Greeks admired the fashy baby peen.

2017-12-21 17:38:26 UTC  

They revere it for all time.

2017-12-21 17:38:36 UTC  

In sculpture.

2017-12-21 17:38:39 UTC  

Need me a thicc Roman gf

2017-12-21 17:38:43 UTC  

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe Not even the children will be spared when Mike "Kikes on Spikes" Stoklasa comes to town

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/393457272535121930/mike_stoklasa_gases_a_jew.jpg