Message from @Hernán Cortés

Discord ID: 278627707108065281


2017-02-07 20:34:37 UTC  

Sure fam.

2017-02-07 20:36:52 UTC  

Arise is fucking weird, though

2017-02-07 20:37:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/278625316371693568/image.gif

2017-02-07 20:39:48 UTC  

why hello there fellow rifles

2017-02-07 20:39:58 UTC  

LPOOK OUT A HANDGUN SHILL

2017-02-07 20:39:59 UTC  

REEEE

2017-02-07 20:40:14 UTC  

Or...are you a CREW SERVED WEAPON GOY

2017-02-07 20:40:54 UTC  

Socialist Rifle Association redditor: "Is this a gun?"

2017-02-07 20:41:13 UTC  

Octaroon of Akkad

2017-02-07 20:44:38 UTC  

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2017-02-07 20:45:01 UTC  

Wow

2017-02-07 20:45:04 UTC  

Sucks for that guy

2017-02-07 20:45:54 UTC  

man

2017-02-07 20:45:58 UTC  

he fucking /ragdolled/

2017-02-07 20:46:39 UTC  

bethesda physics

2017-02-07 20:46:40 UTC  

He was *literally shaking*

2017-02-07 20:46:41 UTC  

not even once

2017-02-07 20:46:43 UTC  

For about a minute

2017-02-07 20:46:49 UTC  

And then he never shook again

2017-02-07 20:47:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/278627706663600128/image.gif

2017-02-07 20:47:13 UTC  

Still not as bad as Psyonix physics

2017-02-07 20:47:52 UTC  

>Be racing driver

2017-02-07 20:47:56 UTC  

>Lose foot to a race car

2017-02-07 20:53:39 UTC  

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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2017-02-07 20:59:26 UTC  

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2017-02-07 21:00:29 UTC  

EVERY DAY

2017-02-07 21:01:04 UTC  

EVERY FUCKING DAY, PSA EMAILS ME ABOUT THIS, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NEVER IN STOCK

2017-02-07 21:01:23 UTC  

>buying a Schlock

2017-02-07 21:01:27 UTC  

"We think this could be just what you need"

2017-02-07 21:01:39 UTC  

git gud and buy 'murican

2017-02-07 21:02:02 UTC  

No fucking shit, that's why I put my email in for when it's back in stock, not "cocktease me relentlessly"

2017-02-07 21:02:13 UTC  

Of course it's what I need god damnit fucking PSA

2017-02-07 21:02:49 UTC  

I've shot three glocks of which two stovepiped repeatedly

2017-02-07 21:03:07 UTC  

that's nice honey

2017-02-07 21:03:16 UTC  

fuck even their BLEMS are out of stock

2017-02-07 21:03:21 UTC  

>honey

2017-02-07 21:03:35 UTC  

get the fuck back to Facebook, post more Tweetey Birds

2017-02-07 21:03:46 UTC  

i'd get one off gunbroker but the day afterwards they'll be back in stock on PSA for less

2017-02-07 21:03:47 UTC  

fuck