Any woman who enters the hot tub will produce strange-looking dim goon offspring

angry Birds!

this is how we save evropa

Nice shirt @Matthew

blue really is my color

Nice pile of wires

based bird

I thought that flashlight was a bong for a sec 🙃

Angry Birds Rio gang gang

i managed to collect ALMOST all the birds until dave and busters stopped carrying them

bruh moment

i got the black bird

Salmon

my living room would be less messy if i actually used it

Don't know where it's at I won it at gaddi land

haven't really been in there since i broke up with the gf

sry m8

might as well sit in my bedroom cave

that mde video

just saw the half life elevator in akira

Salmon

"I'm gonna lob this one...this ones for Rachel"

What'chu talmbout? Yeah it's like dis playboi, I'm here wit my pops, he thinks I cleaned up. I said "Damn, Pops, you know, it's hard out here in the streets, I gave up all dat rappin' business", but I didn't. You know how it is, gutta-gutta fam for life, homie. Yeah, this playa, we gon' take him for all his all his skrilla, all his guac, George Zimmerman lookin' muthafucka. Yo, this for Trayvon, baby, we gon' do dis. I'm drinkin' on dat good stuff, you know, dat stuff dat get you slizzurped, you know I'm sayin? Like this right? Like this right here, I told my teacher "Yo, BITCH, fuck you!" Cuz I wrote a lil rap. Here's a rap I wrote in high school, you wanna hear this shit? "Yo imma kill the principal, and kill the teachers." I got a CLEAN white t-shirt on. I got dem red monkey jeans on. You know I got a fitted cap on, and I don't wash clothes I throw them bitches away! Gimme dat, gurl. Gimme dat pu$$y, gurl. Ooh, you look good. Lemme smell dat shit. What's that, gurl, apple bottom jeans you got over there? Come here, lemme suck dat pussyhole, you know I'm sayin? Lemme suck them juices out gurl, lemme smell dat shit. Lemme smell how clean you are, gurl. Come over here. Bring dat big ol' apple bottom over to daddy, lemme smell dat shit, aw yeah, you know I'm sayin? It's what a cracka be doin'. Wobbidy wobbidy, you know what I'm sayin? Cuz I be poppin fresh tags, new white t-shirts n shit. T-bone, T-Creazy, you know I'm sayin? Like da walda. Wobbidy wobbidy.

"I'm over my breakup and I can get back to my...shitty life"
[flings angry bird]

haha

Throw it at a police officer for a hilarious metaphor

hahhaha

get it?

they're PIGS

LOL!

my pioneer receiver is older than nick fuentes

my playstation 3 is older than nick fuentes

my peñoire is older than nick Fuentes

my penot gregio is older than mick funtes

you cant put a ñ before a oi

ñ

that would be pronounced penyoyre

now if you want to try that again correctly

it is peñoré

go on