Message from @patron Saint of EATIN

Discord ID: 410111801888604170


2018-02-05 16:31:00 UTC  

Everything I do ends up like the nineties web, and I know you young folks are really big on not having obvious navigation, having a bunch of parallax effect, and wasting a bunch of time with pointless hover animations and shit.

2018-02-05 16:31:59 UTC  

So I'm going to get the core functionality working, then let one of you Gen Zyklon script kiddos overhaul the theme.

2018-02-05 16:32:03 UTC  

how2make a website a e s t h e t ic
background: linear-gradient
😍

2018-02-05 16:32:16 UTC  

Oh hell yeah.

2018-02-05 16:33:21 UTC  

I'm very proud of my inner/corner border shenanigans I pulled off when Fr. Raph wanted his site to look like an icon.

https://www.rusjournal.org/

2018-02-05 16:34:14 UTC  

And he fully manages the content, so the wall of text is on him, not me.

2018-02-05 16:34:45 UTC  

<body class="home page-template-default page page-id-2 custom-background no-sidebar">

god damn I'd hate to see your actual code

2018-02-05 16:34:46 UTC  

And I didn't forget what we talked about, Fevs. Stay tuned today.

2018-02-05 16:35:36 UTC  

Kk, I'll be in a car for 8 hours so if it's stuff I can do on a phone I can pump it out

2018-02-05 16:35:58 UTC  

It's probably not. But it won't be incredibly time-sensitive stuff.

2018-02-05 16:36:05 UTC  

>not enabling mobile Hotspot on your smart phone and using your laptop while driving

2018-02-05 16:36:11 UTC  

Okay cuck

2018-02-05 16:36:17 UTC  

@patron Saint of EATIN That sounds too high tech for me

2018-02-05 16:36:22 UTC  

Lmfao

2018-02-05 16:36:36 UTC  

Do you have to pay extra for that with your mobile plan or is that just something I have

2018-02-05 16:36:52 UTC  

It depends. We have it with our AT&T prepaid phones

2018-02-05 16:37:02 UTC  

I was just bantzing ya tho

2018-02-05 16:37:04 UTC  

I have those Walmart prepaid phones

2018-02-05 16:37:13 UTC  

Oof

2018-02-05 16:37:31 UTC  

I've got a folding table and camping chair in my van so I can hop in the back and have an office, or wander out into the woods and "nature code."

2018-02-05 16:37:53 UTC  

When he lived at my house in Florida he would routinely beach code lmao

2018-02-05 16:37:57 UTC  

Nature's too itchy

2018-02-05 16:38:10 UTC  

Yeah I hate outside

2018-02-05 16:38:27 UTC  

Beach coding is actually a huge pain in the ass, but it's worth it just for the aesthetics.

2018-02-05 16:39:23 UTC  

>When I see a nonwhite arguing with a Nazi buddy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410112179312787467/27458959_997607520394066_7586225039764352512_n.jpg

2018-02-05 16:40:16 UTC  

While in Florida, I tried to code in the Starbucks and it was literally exclusively and entirely Jews.

2018-02-05 16:40:45 UTC  

Yeah you gotta do LOCAL coffee shops

2018-02-05 16:40:51 UTC  

Being from Southern Indiana, Jews are basically sinister Star Wars aliens to me.

2018-02-05 16:40:54 UTC  

And you have to deal with their extremely sub par seating

2018-02-05 16:41:50 UTC  

Where I lived in Southern Florida is literally the third most densely Jewish place in the world behind Israel and NYC

2018-02-05 16:41:54 UTC  

Okay I actually just found out that USB tethering is a thing, so I'll be playing League on the car ride instead of being productive rekt

2018-02-05 16:42:14 UTC  

Yes goy play your games

2018-02-05 16:43:48 UTC  

I'm back to clearing out the ticket backlog. Apologies again for being behind on everything. I do have a plan and a checklist and there is a light at the end of the milestone tunnel.

2018-02-05 16:44:30 UTC  

You're amazing

2018-02-05 16:44:43 UTC  

The problem is that security solutions are the sort of thing that don't actually deliver any visible improvement. They just incrementally reduce the probability of getting fucked to death, without any forward motion.

2018-02-05 16:44:49 UTC  

You're paid to say that.

2018-02-05 16:44:56 UTC  

Oh stahp

2018-02-05 16:45:08 UTC  

Security is a spook

2018-02-05 16:46:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410114051675389953/received_1280050165472564.jpeg

2018-02-05 16:50:21 UTC  

@parrott i miss when we were both still on Facebook and we would bantz each other online while in the same bed lmao those were good times ❤️❤️❤️

2018-02-05 16:50:52 UTC  

Sorry for gayposting, back to your regularly scheduled gaynigger posting.