but they moved out of AZ before AZ common law

nvm there is none in either state

It was the cats thing; If she's over 38, the cats were to replace her children. 😢

well i had my boy 5 months ago and she loves him so maybe now she'll get baby brain

does she want to get married?

idk, im sure she's not morally opposed but her BF is a lazy pile of cells

ah no job?

can i has an abortion?

he has a job

he's just lazy and unmotivated, is very "i dunno what do you wanna do"

wanna do with what?

he works so he pulls his weight

in genearl, don't make decisions

hes passive then

yeah that's it

so she makes the decisions?

probs

i guess she likes that then

fair

her last (and first) BF was drug dealing manipulator who stole her dog and fled the state when the broke up

so maybe she wanted someone less dramatic

sounds like she upgraded then lol

and yea prob a safe option

yeah that's true, my lump of cells comment was untoward

its just hyperbole and an expression of your dislike towards him. no biggie

ive got family members that fit that description as well

even though we disagree about policy, we get along otherwise

my sister and i

thats a great foundation

and an increasingly rare one

i have a cousin who wants to kill me

like legit murder you?

whenever the civil war breaks out

yea

he plans on being on the resistance side

👏

despite being a fat incompetent stoner larper

aren't both sides resisting the other?

i just tell him that i'll be aiming for him on the battlefield

ask him if his level 50 broad sword can block an AR-15

Like. My whole family is conservative except for one or two cousins