Too bad you had to give your guns back.

Hey, I was five years old and still in the Philippines when that happened in AU

And besides, considering my record, I’m never gonna be allowed to own a gun here anyway

Maybe if I emigrated to the glorious US of A

Oh my bad

But even that’s looking like a grim prospect atm

Just don't start a caravan and I think you'll be ok to come in.

I can probably come in on the caravan!

What if it's a caravan of American Patriots?

I’m brown enough I reckon

Lmao

They'd believe it until they saw you walking up with a Koala, Digeridoo and Boomerang

Good point

While riding a kangaroo

Eating some Vegamite

Let me just say

Vegemite is one of the worst things mankind’s imagination has led us as a species to eat

VitaMeataVegamite

10 points to whoever can score that reference

Lemme see...

Vita wheat

????

nope

Wasn't that from a movie?

nope

I'm lost then lol

I Love Lucy. Vita Meata Vegimin

Oh that's right! I miss that show.

Back when women were purposefully funny

And they had something to do instead of bitching and complaining.

They had kids to.

And their husbands weren't neutered

And a lot less cats around lol.

It’s so cold in Alabama today. It’s like 51 F.

I mean. I actually had to wear a jacket.

Lol

I actually need to turn my heat on now. Dang.

All right

Lemme propose something, if everyone’s free during these times

Tuesday and Saturday evening round tables around a selected topic, the more controversial the more desirable

You guys up for that?