So I can help diagnose any problems.

Out of curiosity, who made yours? I assume you installed manually, since that's not really a thing offered in cars.

idk. but does say made in china on the back of his neck

i think he came with the car...

Kek.

Well, if you're trusting an Asian driver, you're less likely to get there than not leaving.

yea it was a bit dicey for a bit

then i realized it still had its packaging on. so i took off the dental floss blindfold

Nigger

Probably smart not to come, tbh.

Iowa is a boring ass drive.

was it that boring?

Flat. Flat. More flat.

cant be as bad as nebraska

that shit was dull

Haven't hit NE yet.

that'll be when you fall asleep

Wheres your destination?

Denver.

Nigger, I don't sleep.

lol never?

following uncle adolf's regimen of amphetamines?

Once every 2-3 weeks.

Nah. Just a shitton of caffeine and nicotine.

that'

will do it

too

Plus DT's to keep me up from not having a sandwich for more than 10 hours...

see this is why you need auto pilot. can eat your sandwich while driving

I mean... I *can* do that anyway.

Also drink*

Time to get smarter boyos

lol eat drink. it goes down your throat

Peep that sweet book lamp

fancy

Pretty bougie

Kevin you smoke cigs?

Sometimes.

I prefer a pipe. Because Rockwell.

@Old Man Hound excellent description of star wars