Message from @Noa
Discord ID: 275914236255797250
bravery
to not have a headphone jack
How does one have no headphone jack
Why are users fine with having to use 3703 dongles
Girl here,
I'm tired of you thirsty beta complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so follow these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10
>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. It's just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections and actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $20, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh and if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theirs plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>have big dick
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.
>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.
>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.
>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you are really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.
Thats it. Its all simple if you ask me.
Dont forget-- just be yourself! 😃
Nice copypasta
Go back to mexico
I'm australian
Upside down silly
Straya cunt
Where did you find that pasta though?
Is nice
I found it on a discord
It actually could be oc
nvm generic /r9k/ pasta
anybody have these?
never seen them before
^and my god they look ugly
Welcome to the /csg/ server, <@!229635129193136129>!
Gearbest is selling mini Strandbeest kits for $9
http://www.gearbest.com/science-discovery-toys/pp_425460.html
for those occasions when you go to the beach but cannot leave your nerd pride behind
Someone from csg should buy these 🤔 https://youtu.be/sLWi9lGqxlc?t=14m3s
yes right by the way i ujst remembered
shenzhen io is out now
i have to borrow it somewhere
was fresh
>shenzhen io
I get paid for that kind of shit, I don't need to do it in my free time : ^)
(though I totally played through it)
Welcome to the /csg/ server, <@!87233518106574848>!
is umaru pillow guy here
the guy who posts himself cumming on umaru on /v/?
or am i thinking of someone else
>the guy who posts himself cumming on umaru on /v/?
What
You screencapped the thread didnt you
Hello I am umaru pillow guy