https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Products-Cock-Rings-Electric-Shock-Cook-Ring-Penis-Stimulator-Electro-Medical-Themed-Toys-For/32604884040.html

^that

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Double-fire-cross-twin-arc-pulse-Electronic-Cigarette-lighter-electric-arc-gold-colorful-charge-usb-lighters/32688674332.html

this one

i broked my penis

>82 orders
lmfao

so i cannot masturbate the regular way

is there a good review on it though

I want to switch from vaping to real cigs just so I can use electric arc lighter

i want to know how it feels before investing precious moneies into it

i only want strong feelings

so it's basically just buy any brand huh

tfw your device stops right when you're about to cum

use this lmao https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Training-Collars-Electric-Dog-Shock-Collar-Waterproof-Pet-Training-Collar-328-Yard-Remote-Dog-Trainer-Vibration/32790320334.html?s=p

Should get one for my wife.

@testtest they make a very piercing noise

what, can you tell your dog to come closer with it?

just a mi band2, whats a recommended strap?

those metallic ones

ive heard they have a harder grip for the electronic

gonna make new orders niggers

hold me

@Joldberg where di you buy your mi band?

shit you're nicking (((berg))) oy vey

what chink shit did you get your mom on mother's day csg?

not on motherday because we're not amerilards who invent days to make people go buy shit

but I bought my mom an 8" chink tablet

@Phatique What an absolute load of shit. How do you explain IKEA day then?

IKEA has mothers days?

valentine's day is essentially chocolate day

right?

i don't mean in the nigger sense

like just understand that it is "(((them))) who invent these imaginary days that has no meaning than consuming

btw Giztop has Mi Band 2s for 22$ shipped

no metallic wristbands though

look at this nifty ruler https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-30cm-Triangular-Aluminum-Scale-Ruler-Accuracy-Alloy-Metal-Ruler-Scale-Drawing/32755922769.html

They do look very nifty indeed. Too bad they're so short.

half a meter would have been nice

BURGERKINGS BUYS POPEYES

YES MAYBE SOME POPEYES CHAINS TO SWEDEN

wanna buy a Mi band 2 with metal wrist but cant find a package on ali