I was in here the other night bitching about how I really didn't want to fuck my wife cuz she isn't attractive the way I want but hey

She get fat?

She done did

Bro mine gained 30lbs too

Meanwhile I'm in the gym 3x a week and on the ice at hockey practice and games 3x a week too

But I have taken full control of what she eats

So it'll change

They all get comfortable and quit trying smh

Same. I built my own home gym. Lift about 4x a week and swim regularly

Fucking ay

I'm focusing on cardio godhood

Hockey

My wife has been in a master's degree program and working full time, so I haven't really been too concerned with her weight gain. She is out of school February so I'm hoping she takes the initiative to get back to that tight bod she had before

Hockey=oof. I cant even imagine

Got a girlfriend

Her name is Jill

Noooice.

Smash worthy?

Gobbles goober with much gusto?

She knows how to do handjobs pretty fucking well

@Sir Harndes your hand doesn't count as girl friend

Holy shit. It's always impressive when a girl can whack you better than....oooh, @Hellhound6 has a point

Darn it Merc

Bummer

Lmao....sooo....does she give good blowjobs?

yeah

I mean

I dunno

Aight, gotta crawl back to my cave

@Hellhound6 fuck u tho

@slvr_neo hockey is ultimate sport,,,,,, hit man with body,,, knife strapped to foot 🔪 🔪 🔪 use stick to hit things,,,, go fast

If someone upset u,,,, F I G H T T H E M

@Sir Harndes had to give you a little shit bud

@Bodark Actual agreed, it's got everything.

Though thumb wrestling is a hard runner up

MMA 3rd, I'd say

Hmm yes

@Hellhound6 no

ive been waiting for this moment my entire life

And you just ruined it

Go learn how to catch some tail boi don't be sad get horny

@Sir Harndes order you a mail order bride from china. There's a bogo special going on right now