Message from @Drunk Octopus

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2017-03-11 00:53:58 UTC  

I ran out of lube and I'm using olive oil now

2017-03-11 00:54:50 UTC  

olive oil will mess up your condoms

2017-03-11 00:54:51 UTC  

becareful

2017-03-11 00:57:39 UTC  

yeah any oil will

2017-03-11 00:57:44 UTC  

use aloe vera tbh

2017-03-11 00:57:50 UTC  

the gel

2017-03-11 00:59:37 UTC  

you should probably use coconut oil and not olive oil

2017-03-11 01:01:34 UTC  

no, no oil

2017-03-11 01:01:53 UTC  

wait are we talking about onaholes or what

2017-03-11 01:02:02 UTC  

cause oil will eat away at the rubber

2017-03-11 01:02:03 UTC  

no gods, no masters, no protection

2017-03-11 01:02:27 UTC  

if you're just talking lube in general then yeah dude you can use almost anything

2017-03-11 01:02:51 UTC  

I once grabbed a bunch of packets of surgical lube when I was in the ER

2017-03-11 01:03:01 UTC  

that shit is TOP TIER like no other lube comes close

2017-03-11 01:03:21 UTC  

it's not too runny that it dribbles away when you're trying to apply it but it isn't gunky and sticky

2017-03-11 01:09:06 UTC  

Just olive oil straight onto my dick

2017-03-11 01:10:04 UTC  

tbh that sounds like it would chafe after a bit

2017-03-11 02:38:03 UTC  

ultrasound transmission gel works great

2017-03-11 02:38:43 UTC  

but it doesnt come close to crisco :^)

2017-03-11 03:41:56 UTC  

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2017-03-11 03:50:04 UTC  

frog mucus is the superior lube

2017-03-11 03:50:51 UTC  

>surgical lube

2017-03-11 03:51:06 UTC  

dear fucking lord I slipped on some many years ago

2017-03-11 04:05:33 UTC  

did you sue?

2017-03-11 04:09:08 UTC  

no, because we were having fun

2017-03-11 04:10:41 UTC  

doc of an uncle had leftover lube

2017-03-11 04:11:04 UTC  

we played with some, managed to spill some on the floor while cleaning up, then slipped on it in his theatre

2017-03-11 04:12:08 UTC  

Wtf RN3P battery life is dope

2017-03-11 04:16:55 UTC  

Is there exist powerbank strong enough to start car engine?

2017-03-11 04:17:02 UTC  

Yeah

2017-03-11 04:17:20 UTC  

Just saw someone sell this kind of stuff on local

2017-03-11 04:17:29 UTC  

Just take some Lithium Ion cells with 60c and 14 volts

2017-03-11 04:17:37 UTC  

~40$

2017-03-11 04:17:59 UTC  

Might be dead after a ~100 uses but it would serve well as an emergency aid

2017-03-11 04:18:08 UTC  

Yeah

2017-03-11 04:18:13 UTC  

Beware, it might also catch fire when stored loaded lol

2017-03-11 04:18:34 UTC  

I had problems with car not starting because I forgot I leave car light on too lomg

2017-03-11 04:18:52 UTC  

It was suffering to wait for battery replacement

2017-03-11 04:30:40 UTC  

That's really expensive