Message from @Drunk Octopus

Discord ID: 291453766081839104


2017-03-15 03:21:13 UTC  

Kindles are cheap as shit outside of australia

2017-03-15 03:56:28 UTC  

Also,easy on eye

2017-03-15 05:21:51 UTC  

any decent bluetooth controllers

2017-03-15 05:21:53 UTC  

and mouse

2017-03-15 05:47:11 UTC  

I ORDERED SEVERAL THINGS, THEY DIDN'T COME WITHIN 60 DAYS SO I GOT A REFUND BUT THEY STILL HAVEN'T ARRIVED!

2017-03-15 05:47:14 UTC  

WERE THEY SENT BACK?

2017-03-15 05:47:45 UTC  

they might not have been sent

2017-03-15 05:50:53 UTC  

But the tracking is STUCK

2017-03-15 05:50:58 UTC  

GOOD GOD, THE CHINESE SHOULD BE SHOT

2017-03-15 05:59:53 UTC  

who /suicide/ here?

2017-03-15 06:10:21 UTC  

people who should be shot

2017-03-15 06:10:40 UTC  

1 . people who make lists of people who should be shot

2017-03-15 06:10:45 UTC  

any good chink butterfly knives?

2017-03-15 06:11:28 UTC  

^THIS GUY IS SUCH A FAG HE WANTS A BUTTERFLY ON HIS KNIFE

2017-03-15 06:11:29 UTC  

GOOD GOD

2017-03-15 06:11:35 UTC  

just ask a seller on the dull/practise blade listings if they'll send it with a sharpened blade

2017-03-15 06:12:01 UTC  

liable to get fucked by customs though

2017-03-15 06:12:19 UTC  

why;s that

2017-03-15 06:12:51 UTC  

depending on country/state theyre illegal af

2017-03-15 06:13:12 UTC  

even trainers?

2017-03-15 06:13:52 UTC  

customs is still gonna open the package and go "yep thats a balisong lol"

2017-03-15 06:14:29 UTC  

buy a srm / ganzo folder

2017-03-15 06:15:08 UTC  

i don't want it for the knife function

2017-03-15 06:15:14 UTC  

I want a glorified autism spinner

2017-03-15 06:16:17 UTC  

then buy a fucking autism spinner

2017-03-15 06:16:40 UTC  

Just bought one of those scalp massagers

2017-03-15 06:16:52 UTC  

asked the seller to draw a :^) on the package

2017-03-15 06:16:59 UTC  

better do it if he wants 5 stars please

2017-03-15 06:17:19 UTC  

I don't wanna autism spinner I want a butterfly knife to spin around

2017-03-15 06:17:34 UTC  

buy one with a hair comb

2017-03-15 06:17:40 UTC  

get a butterfly hair comb

2017-03-15 06:17:42 UTC  

DON'T BUY SCALP MASSAGERS, I HAD TO WATCH MY GRAN USE IT AND SHE CAME ON THE SEATS!!

2017-03-15 06:17:56 UTC  

this is reminding me of those karambits that are actually hex wrenches

2017-03-15 06:18:13 UTC  

going to massage my head into an ahegao

2017-03-15 06:19:00 UTC  

spin pens or something nigga

2017-03-15 06:19:21 UTC  

>hex wrenches

2017-03-15 06:19:23 UTC  

that is hilarious

2017-03-15 06:20:01 UTC  

when are we weaponizing imperial units

2017-03-15 06:21:43 UTC  

youre gonna mug me? big mistake fuckboy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/291455907961896960/1479182864114807747.JPG

2017-03-15 06:21:58 UTC  

ill fucking tighten your nuts