Message from (import (srfi 151)) in /csg/ #chink-shit-general

2017-03-23 18:46:47 UTC  

so i dont need second setup cable here

2017-03-23 18:47:25 UTC  

nor pull +50 meters of cable from other side of the house to otherside just so i can get internet there

2017-03-23 18:51:55 UTC  

@0utsider I'd need a more detailed understanding of iphone chargers, because iirc it's more than just sending 5v through a wire.

2017-03-23 18:54:57 UTC  

there is stupid circuit that sends "yes im apple fag you can rape my port"

2017-03-23 18:55:05 UTC  

charger answers "yes i know you litle slut"

2017-03-23 18:55:12 UTC  

phone then proceeds to send "ummm yeah"

2017-03-23 18:55:16 UTC  

and charging happens

2017-03-23 18:56:14 UTC  

i just want origilnal tier appell cables

2017-03-23 18:56:21 UTC  

for normal conection 30 pin

2017-03-23 18:56:43 UTC  

Yeah, something like that. Not every charger does that though, in which case the current is limited. I suggest you see if there's an easy way to check. Then, order from a site like aliexpress that has good customer service.

2017-03-23 18:59:22 UTC  

stupid question but my chink microphone came, it sounds nice but it has a static noise in the background

2017-03-23 18:59:26 UTC  

how do i rid of this in recordings

2017-03-23 18:59:38 UTC  

@0utsider This may or may not be up to date.

2017-03-23 19:00:01 UTC  

not even close

2017-03-23 19:00:15 UTC  

if it were magsafe adapter i could help ya out

2017-03-23 19:00:19 UTC  

@bap Audacity, and I suspect every existing DAW, has a noise remover filter,

2017-03-23 19:00:23 UTC  

i have still some proper code even fo r that shit i think

2017-03-23 19:00:50 UTC  

Oh my.

2017-03-23 19:01:04 UTC  

at least those did not break with their chinkeye speakers

2017-03-23 19:03:19 UTC  

@0utsider I suspect that port will collect dirt in your pocket.

2017-03-23 19:06:01 UTC  

I wish there was a site that was basically an encyclopedia of schematics.

2017-03-23 19:06:32 UTC  

@0utsider Is that fast charging or slow charging though?

2017-03-23 19:08:20 UTC  

when getting chink charger

2017-03-23 19:08:23 UTC  

larger is better usualy

2017-03-23 19:08:25 UTC  

i dont want charger

2017-03-23 19:08:28 UTC  

i want cable

2017-03-23 19:08:35 UTC  

as chinks dont bother with main-voltage separation on their shit

2017-03-23 19:08:44 UTC  

1-2 mm of aircap is not enough

2017-03-23 19:08:50 UTC  

between 340VDC

2017-03-23 19:08:54 UTC  

and 5v

2017-03-23 19:08:56 UTC  


2017-03-23 19:08:59 UTC  

it smelled and sparks when pluggin in

2017-03-23 19:10:49 UTC  

>my internet now works at full speed

2017-03-23 19:10:51 UTC  

just remember that the total componen price for that charger is around 3-5 dollars irl

2017-03-23 19:10:59 UTC  

It feels like I was stuck at low speeds for weeks

2017-03-23 19:11:00 UTC  

so cheaper than that and you get shit 100% sure

2017-03-23 20:22:39 UTC  

>Smartphone cheaper than a Janus

2017-03-23 20:22:41 UTC  

color me impressed.

2017-03-23 20:23:04 UTC  

whats a janus

2017-03-23 20:23:25 UTC  

dumbphones with a single-line display.