Why does anyone ever use Banggood

I've yet to have a good experience with them

FWIW, if you chain a couple dozen AA batteries together you can jumpstart a car.

wrong

http://www.electroboom.com/?p=602

thats no good if your battery is shit

i actually drove home on that thing once

when the battery and alternator were dead

although the manuel tells you not to

Ah, the manual says stuff like that to cover their backs.

It doesn't necessarily mean it won't work.

It's just not safe to do it.

and safety is a joke you tell in bars.

i should rent power banks out at school

A good way to not get them back.

Kids are fat and gay.

normies are stupid

They sure are.

if my chink weed grows i sell that

If it's the right plant.

just crush the leaves

keep the budz to myself

lmfao

ok nigels so I got paid today, which chinklaptop to get?

none

Well LinCuck is always an alternative

or even BotnetOS

Wangblows 7 really?

use windows 9 then

Well jokes aside, OS is not of my concern as I am going to install another OS on it most likely, but what secksy laptop to get? Mi Notebook Air?

inb4 thinkpad

a mac would ne nice

how about a raspberry pi in a 3d printed case and a screen, keyboard and trackpad

yes definately, but that would exceed my 1k usd limit

i really really should stop buying chink stuff

i wasted all my money bucks

waste it on donating it to me

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