>being insecure about $1 anal beads which will snap on the first use

>having your parents/roommates/whatever find out about your sex toy use

yeah, you'll probably get cancer or something

I wouldnt buy things that go inside my body on ali

@0utsider lol spanish people in their 20s still live at home and are pretty conservative

poor girl, her package probably reached her dad first

considering 2 stars.. farther probly asked for demonstration

i remember someone in the general who bought panties to trap himself with

and got pissed off at the package having the same title as the ali item page

"sexy lingerie, panties thong, glamour sexy, G-string"

and his dad handed it to him

LFMAO

could have just played "the GF card"

"yes i will bring her to meal sometime"

>implying his dad just didnt fucking knew he was traping in secret

Anyone here have any experience ordering mens underwear?

Tfw you no longer know what plant posts are outsider's and which aren't

who bought the moss balls

dick fell off

Chink sizing is fucked, i'm normally a medium and i need to order XXL

chinks must be really small

looks like shit

@transience not knowing all the spots and accessoires outsider photographs

i recognize his pots and his grass everywhere

7D chink chess*

@Deleted User he never does a check mate, though. I suppose he quietly wallows in me hanging in there. but i wont give up

@0utsider you're on the spectrum

chinese plants

There's such a thing as fake mossballs <:thonk:288060975775612929>

You find this out, how exactly? Taste test?

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plant a chink asparagus

then you can say you're on asparagus spectrum

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Wasn't there a taobao equivalent for Africa?

I want to buy some tree seeds from Congo

have you had a look at the infographic?
its right there

Baby mouth car masturbator

these are literally everywhere on ali

I looked for a friend

literally type in "male sex toy"