Message from @Phatique

Discord ID: 301765517524467712


2017-04-12 15:11:34 UTC  

and it wouldnt work when plugged in

2017-04-12 15:11:40 UTC  

I literally punched it and it started to work

2017-04-12 15:11:43 UTC  

what the fuck lmao

2017-04-12 15:11:57 UTC  

no

2017-04-12 15:11:59 UTC  

I emailed CS

2017-04-12 15:12:03 UTC  

they havent replied back

2017-04-12 15:12:43 UTC  

I have zero fucking idea how the hell punching made it work

2017-04-12 15:13:00 UTC  

chink-shit(tm)

2017-04-12 15:13:11 UTC  

maybe a loose chinky kid not doing it's job

2017-04-12 15:13:12 UTC  

?

2017-04-12 15:13:15 UTC  

possibly

2017-04-12 16:52:21 UTC  

ahahahahahaha]

2017-04-12 16:52:33 UTC  

This is why I'll never order

2017-04-12 17:02:06 UTC  

>being insecure about $1 anal beads which will snap on the first use

2017-04-12 17:02:51 UTC  

>having your parents/roommates/whatever find out about your sex toy use

2017-04-12 17:03:49 UTC  

yeah, you'll probably get cancer or something

2017-04-12 17:04:17 UTC  

I wouldnt buy things that go inside my body on ali

2017-04-12 17:06:57 UTC  

@0utsider lol spanish people in their 20s still live at home and are pretty conservative

2017-04-12 17:07:30 UTC  

poor girl, her package probably reached her dad first

2017-04-12 17:07:52 UTC  

considering 2 stars.. farther probly asked for demonstration

2017-04-12 17:08:25 UTC  

i remember someone in the general who bought panties to trap himself with

2017-04-12 17:09:10 UTC  

and got pissed off at the package having the same title as the ali item page

2017-04-12 17:09:34 UTC  

"sexy lingerie, panties thong, glamour sexy, G-string"

2017-04-12 17:09:45 UTC  

and his dad handed it to him

2017-04-12 17:09:49 UTC  

LFMAO

2017-04-12 17:10:00 UTC  

could have just played "the GF card"

2017-04-12 17:10:06 UTC  

"yes i will bring her to meal sometime"

2017-04-12 17:10:49 UTC  

>implying his dad just didnt fucking knew he was traping in secret

2017-04-12 17:37:46 UTC  

Anyone here have any experience ordering mens underwear?

2017-04-12 17:38:46 UTC  

Tfw you no longer know what plant posts are outsider's and which aren't

2017-04-12 17:39:06 UTC  

who bought the moss balls

2017-04-12 17:39:07 UTC  

dick fell off

2017-04-12 17:45:43 UTC  

Chink sizing is fucked, i'm normally a medium and i need to order XXL

2017-04-12 17:45:56 UTC  

chinks must be really small

2017-04-12 17:58:18 UTC  

looks like shit

2017-04-12 18:09:55 UTC  

@transience not knowing all the spots and accessoires outsider photographs

2017-04-12 18:10:23 UTC  

i recognize his pots and his grass everywhere

2017-04-12 18:13:54 UTC  

7D chink chess*

2017-04-12 18:17:42 UTC  

@Deleted User he never does a check mate, though. I suppose he quietly wallows in me hanging in there. but i wont give up

2017-04-12 18:43:46 UTC  

@0utsider you're on the spectrum

2017-04-12 18:44:18 UTC  

chinese plants