Message from @dave

Discord ID: 301736515917316096


2017-04-12 14:36:15 UTC  

it's coming out soon

2017-04-12 14:37:39 UTC  

@Mega Milky 2019 pls dont harrass our Mint Expert. he does not want to disclose that he is NL based

2017-04-12 14:39:13 UTC  

ali will always refund the buyer if a dispute is opened

2017-04-12 14:39:29 UTC  

i wonder if i can get a life from the chinks

2017-04-12 14:39:30 UTC  

your money doesn't make it to the seller until you confirm items have gotten to you anyway

2017-04-12 14:39:41 UTC  

ali holds it

2017-04-12 14:41:07 UTC  

don't think you can dispute tax things

2017-04-12 14:41:16 UTC  

next time tell the seller to mark down items

2017-04-12 15:05:19 UTC  

$2 is a safe value

2017-04-12 15:08:32 UTC  

"$20 computer accessory"

2017-04-12 15:11:26 UTC  

so I bought a fiio e10k

2017-04-12 15:11:34 UTC  

and it wouldnt work when plugged in

2017-04-12 15:11:40 UTC  

I literally punched it and it started to work

2017-04-12 15:11:43 UTC  

what the fuck lmao

2017-04-12 15:11:57 UTC  

no

2017-04-12 15:11:59 UTC  

I emailed CS

2017-04-12 15:12:03 UTC  

they havent replied back

2017-04-12 15:12:43 UTC  

I have zero fucking idea how the hell punching made it work

2017-04-12 15:13:00 UTC  

chink-shit(tm)

2017-04-12 15:13:11 UTC  

maybe a loose chinky kid not doing it's job

2017-04-12 15:13:12 UTC  

?

2017-04-12 15:13:15 UTC  

possibly

2017-04-12 16:52:21 UTC  

ahahahahahaha]

2017-04-12 16:52:33 UTC  

This is why I'll never order

2017-04-12 17:02:06 UTC  

>being insecure about $1 anal beads which will snap on the first use

2017-04-12 17:02:51 UTC  

>having your parents/roommates/whatever find out about your sex toy use

2017-04-12 17:03:49 UTC  

yeah, you'll probably get cancer or something

2017-04-12 17:04:17 UTC  

I wouldnt buy things that go inside my body on ali

2017-04-12 17:06:57 UTC  

@0utsider lol spanish people in their 20s still live at home and are pretty conservative

2017-04-12 17:07:30 UTC  

poor girl, her package probably reached her dad first

2017-04-12 17:07:52 UTC  

considering 2 stars.. farther probly asked for demonstration

2017-04-12 17:08:25 UTC  

i remember someone in the general who bought panties to trap himself with

2017-04-12 17:09:10 UTC  

and got pissed off at the package having the same title as the ali item page

2017-04-12 17:09:34 UTC  

"sexy lingerie, panties thong, glamour sexy, G-string"

2017-04-12 17:09:45 UTC  

and his dad handed it to him

2017-04-12 17:09:49 UTC  

LFMAO

2017-04-12 17:10:00 UTC  

could have just played "the GF card"

2017-04-12 17:10:06 UTC  

"yes i will bring her to meal sometime"

2017-04-12 17:10:49 UTC  

>implying his dad just didnt fucking knew he was traping in secret

2017-04-12 17:37:46 UTC  

Anyone here have any experience ordering mens underwear?