>open xiaomi stream
>pajeets

But whatever it's their flagship phone, nobody's going to buy that thing for at least a year

what was I expecting

[chimpansee noises intensify]

it's starting, I think

no wait doesn't look like it's live

🤔

the buffering is just bad

>faggot mailman doesn't deliver into my mailbox, forcing me to take a 1.5km trip to get it

🤔

nobody cares about their flagship phones

csg buys homtoms

http://clapsnews.com/2017/04/19/antifa-now-selling-weapons/

>when you buy chink shit

>rebrand it

>and sell it marked up as anti fascism "weapons"

Oh god those credit card knives couldn't stab a thing

It's for the better they can't stab a thing

Obvsly but selling them as weapons is just hilarious

murrican antifa, selling the chinkiest of knives for profit

cant make this up

>not buying chink shit and reselling them to antifa

:jewrubbinghandsatwartimes

just fucking edc a bayonet

i'm pretty sure a few manlets would keep distance

those are meant to slice anyway .. no suprise it does not stab a thing

if you want stab youd go for dagger

/g/ jannies have gone batshit

@transience waddle back to your outback steakhouse 👌

hey

with due effort

they can stab shit

I opened tin cans with one of these

at the very least

but as for humans

a shit knife does more damage than a good one tbh

if were talking raw flesh at least

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