Message from @kontroll

Discord ID: 306903100839559170


2017-04-26 21:20:34 UTC  

I was looking for a wolf print duvet, as a joke gift for my sister and brother in law, and when I typed in "wolf d", fucking "wolf dildo" was the first suggestion.

2017-04-26 21:20:38 UTC  

Thanks, Ali. 👍

2017-04-26 21:20:44 UTC  

Naturally I had to press it.

2017-04-26 21:20:48 UTC  

And nothing

2017-04-26 21:20:51 UTC  

Indeed.

2017-04-26 21:20:55 UTC  

damn shame

2017-04-26 21:21:06 UTC  

Felt simultaneous relief and disappointment.

2017-04-26 21:21:13 UTC  

I can spare like 80 bucks @Deleted User

2017-04-26 21:21:30 UTC  

get him a dm98 smartwatch

2017-04-26 21:21:34 UTC  

or uh

2017-04-26 21:21:35 UTC  

wow

2017-04-26 21:21:47 UTC  

he's pretty fucking normal so that sounds great already

2017-04-26 21:21:49 UTC  

k88 or something

2017-04-26 21:22:03 UTC  

normies love smart watches

2017-04-26 21:22:07 UTC  

hell yeah

2017-04-26 21:22:16 UTC  

get one running full android and he'll be amazed

2017-04-26 21:22:51 UTC  

les1 has 16gb memory and android 5.1 but its like 103 rn on banggood

2017-04-26 21:22:58 UTC  

might be cheaper on ebay, looks nicer and has round screen

2017-04-26 21:23:13 UTC  

Thanks for the 4 page link. Always appreciated. 👍

2017-04-26 21:23:21 UTC  

(you can cut off everything after .html)

2017-04-26 21:23:24 UTC  

>mobilefags

2017-04-26 21:23:28 UTC  

okay

2017-04-26 21:23:38 UTC  

Dude.

2017-04-26 21:23:44 UTC  

all the ali links posted appear in russian when i visit it

2017-04-26 21:23:45 UTC  

You expect me to bring my computer to the shitter?

2017-04-26 21:24:00 UTC  

if you are dedicated enough you fucking will

2017-04-26 21:24:02 UTC  

@Deleted User Some cunt in here keeps posting Russian links.

2017-04-26 21:24:19 UTC  

Just change the language back, I guess.

2017-04-26 21:24:19 UTC  

the most recent one as well?

2017-04-26 21:24:24 UTC  

The setting sticks.

2017-04-26 21:24:58 UTC  

This actually looks pretty hey alright

2017-04-26 21:25:04 UTC  

maybe I get one for myself too

2017-04-26 21:25:05 UTC  

english is not on the language list -.-

2017-04-26 21:25:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/306903676306456577/unknown.png

2017-04-26 21:26:01 UTC  

wtf the fuck

2017-04-26 21:26:03 UTC  

You're already on the English language site?

2017-04-26 21:26:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/306903923015417868/unknown.png

2017-04-26 21:26:49 UTC  

I was wrong, evidently. You don't even need to select a language to go back to English.

2017-04-26 21:27:04 UTC  

But it's up there in the top right.