Message from @wuzfuz

Discord ID: 306902118353338368


2017-04-26 21:02:51 UTC  

@swagmeisterflash I looked up Sarenmu and all thedy make are fucking trashy looking keychain knives

2017-04-26 21:06:18 UTC  

The fuck did you expect

2017-04-26 21:06:30 UTC  

Some kinda artisan pigsticker

2017-04-26 21:06:41 UTC  

I buy their 7010s

2017-04-26 21:06:46 UTC  

Quality of most Ali glasses is about that of $20 glasses you'd find in booths at malls and shit

2017-04-26 21:07:14 UTC  

They good value you dipstick @gggeeee

2017-04-26 21:08:04 UTC  

Here scrublord, try this

2017-04-26 21:08:36 UTC  

oh gearbest

2017-04-26 21:08:40 UTC  

should've checked that

2017-04-26 21:08:52 UTC  

I looked on bang good and saw those stupid fucking multitool things

2017-04-26 21:09:07 UTC  

the flat ones that have like 2 wrenches and a screw driver

2017-04-26 21:14:02 UTC  

Gee fucking whiz

2017-04-26 21:14:12 UTC  

Also I think I have you on steam

2017-04-26 21:15:13 UTC  

been waiting since the 20th for my phone to update from "Processed Through Facility" Shenzhen EMS, CHINA

2017-04-26 21:16:38 UTC  

what's up

2017-04-26 21:18:43 UTC  

I want to give my normalfag cousin something for his birthday

2017-04-26 21:18:56 UTC  

Wolf dildo.

2017-04-26 21:19:11 UTC  

huh

2017-04-26 21:19:18 UTC  

Somehow I don't think he'd like that

2017-04-26 21:19:26 UTC  

do they even sell those on Ali

2017-04-26 21:19:48 UTC  

No.

2017-04-26 21:20:15 UTC  

how much do you want to spend

2017-04-26 21:20:33 UTC  

you can get him anabolic steroids

2017-04-26 21:20:34 UTC  

I was looking for a wolf print duvet, as a joke gift for my sister and brother in law, and when I typed in "wolf d", fucking "wolf dildo" was the first suggestion.

2017-04-26 21:20:38 UTC  

Thanks, Ali. 👍

2017-04-26 21:20:44 UTC  

Naturally I had to press it.

2017-04-26 21:20:48 UTC  

And nothing

2017-04-26 21:20:51 UTC  

Indeed.

2017-04-26 21:20:55 UTC  

damn shame

2017-04-26 21:21:06 UTC  

Felt simultaneous relief and disappointment.

2017-04-26 21:21:13 UTC  

I can spare like 80 bucks @Deleted User

2017-04-26 21:21:30 UTC  

get him a dm98 smartwatch

2017-04-26 21:21:34 UTC  

or uh

2017-04-26 21:21:35 UTC  

wow

2017-04-26 21:21:47 UTC  

he's pretty fucking normal so that sounds great already

2017-04-26 21:21:49 UTC  

k88 or something

2017-04-26 21:22:03 UTC  

normies love smart watches

2017-04-26 21:22:07 UTC  

hell yeah

2017-04-26 21:22:16 UTC  

get one running full android and he'll be amazed

2017-04-26 21:22:51 UTC  

les1 has 16gb memory and android 5.1 but its like 103 rn on banggood