Message from @emre

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2017-05-06 11:38:20 UTC  

the 3rd shock was a soviet mechanized / tank division posted at the inner german border

2017-05-06 11:38:54 UTC  

and the british forces posted in germany were posted in a place that was basically smack dab in their projected corridor of assault during the predicted WW3

2017-05-06 11:39:26 UTC  

so "3rd shock here I come" is a traditional call of "oh well" in the bong mil

2017-05-06 11:40:43 UTC  

this is your wiki

2017-05-06 11:40:46 UTC  

enjoy it vigorously

2017-05-06 11:40:56 UTC  

>In the days of the Cold War 3rd Shock Army was the Soviet formation that sat on the other side of the IGB. The bad guys, the Soviet hordes and proof that "Quality may be better than quantity, but quantity has a quality all of it's own".

No matter how many prep talks the officers gave you, how stiff the upper lip and how strong the British spirit, grit and determination was, it never quite got rid of the slight nagging feeling that 1 x British Corps vs 1 x Soviet Army wasn't exactly cricket.

On the plus side intelligence assessments were not particularly hard work - "advancing West" covered most of it.

2017-05-06 11:41:44 UTC  

IT'S SO BRITISH

2017-05-06 11:41:59 UTC  

TRACK DAY, CHAP

2017-05-06 11:43:28 UTC  

i like the socks

2017-05-06 11:44:19 UTC  

this is also an excellent article full of british thinking

2017-05-06 11:44:22 UTC  

and humor

2017-05-06 11:49:11 UTC  

i recommend you to just wiki-walk that page to enhance your own mustache and tea making abilities

2017-05-06 11:50:15 UTC  

>black watch

2017-05-06 11:50:21 UTC  

>dressed in red

2017-05-06 11:52:32 UTC  

three years into ww1 and they still haven't realized that shrapnel is best resisted with a tinpot helmet

2017-05-06 12:09:59 UTC  

looking for chink alarm clock recommendations

2017-05-06 12:23:11 UTC  

thats a cool review

2017-05-06 12:26:48 UTC  

yeah that video reminded me that I wanted one

2017-05-06 12:27:01 UTC  

they don't sell that on chink sites though

2017-05-06 12:27:43 UTC  

do u want the bell ones

2017-05-06 12:27:48 UTC  

or a digital

2017-05-06 12:28:02 UTC  

i was tempted to buy a seiko alarm clock with silent sweep hands and ringing bel

2017-05-06 12:28:19 UTC  

the ticking would probably keep me up at night

2017-05-06 12:28:38 UTC  

can be both, depends on if i happen to like it

2017-05-06 12:39:34 UTC  

itd make a great gift for a girl

2017-05-06 12:41:32 UTC  

>a girl

2017-05-06 12:41:37 UTC  

<:you:265281777168416768>

2017-05-06 12:42:25 UTC  

u

2017-05-06 12:42:53 UTC  

im going through the aliexpress flash deals, are they real deals or are they bullshit

2017-05-06 12:42:58 UTC  

thers so much to scroll through

2017-05-06 12:54:17 UTC  

So I was at a funeral yesterday and some little faggot brought his spinner and was playing with it. Autismo much?

2017-05-06 12:54:31 UTC  

And then someone posted one on their Snapchat that their friend got them

2017-05-06 12:54:36 UTC  

This meme is way out of hand

2017-05-06 12:54:43 UTC  

Spin spin spin

2017-05-06 12:54:55 UTC  

Strangely enough I have never seen one irl

2017-05-06 12:55:05 UTC  

i see it on busses all the time