Message from @HEKTIK

Discord ID: 311047742405345290


2017-05-08 07:42:28 UTC  

Like 10min car ride from customs

2017-05-08 07:45:40 UTC  

Why the fuck are there chink wedding rings in aliexpress

2017-05-08 07:45:49 UTC  

Who the fuck buys chink wedding ring

2017-05-08 07:46:02 UTC  

And these cost like 10k

2017-05-08 07:46:18 UTC  

take risk buy one >take to be checked if real

2017-05-08 07:46:38 UTC  

>dishonor seller and say its fake anyway > get mony back

2017-05-08 07:47:13 UTC  

You forgot

2017-05-08 07:47:24 UTC  

>aliexpress says "no"

2017-05-08 07:47:27 UTC  

>cry

2017-05-08 07:48:06 UTC  

i think if you get legit report of its "fakeness" from locals

2017-05-08 07:48:13 UTC  

specialy in nordic countries

2017-05-08 07:48:31 UTC  

ali thinks "yeah nordic knows better than us chinks "

2017-05-08 07:48:32 UTC  

:D

2017-05-08 07:48:38 UTC  

Lol

2017-05-08 07:48:59 UTC  

Would be ebin to buy chink wedding ring though

2017-05-08 07:49:19 UTC  

yeah like waifu notices the difference

2017-05-08 07:49:29 UTC  

If someone in here wins lottery they better buy one for lulz

2017-05-08 07:50:54 UTC  

i will be bying fuckton of silly stuff if i wont lottery to be honest

2017-05-08 07:50:59 UTC  

just to send away to random people

2017-05-08 07:51:55 UTC  

Imagine sending chink dragon dildos to random people

2017-05-08 07:52:40 UTC  

kek

2017-05-08 07:54:07 UTC  

get local universitys apartment listing

2017-05-08 07:54:10 UTC  

>send 1 to everyone

2017-05-08 07:54:20 UTC  

with courtesy lube ofc

2017-05-08 07:55:38 UTC  

Kek

2017-05-08 07:56:01 UTC  

Do chinks sell lube

2017-05-08 07:56:18 UTC  

yes

2017-05-08 07:56:28 UTC  

but thats 1 product from them what i would not use to my dong

2017-05-08 07:56:36 UTC  

even candy is safer

2017-05-08 07:56:39 UTC  

Feels good because i dont have need for it it because (((they))) didnt jew me at birth

2017-05-08 07:58:19 UTC  

Kek

2017-05-08 07:58:26 UTC  

their most expensive lube kek

2017-05-08 07:58:32 UTC  

32 freaking dollar

2017-05-08 07:58:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/311049312228343809/image.png

2017-05-08 07:59:00 UTC  

Wtf

2017-05-08 08:00:32 UTC  

Im pretty sure lube is legal here

2017-05-08 08:01:14 UTC  

kek

2017-05-08 08:04:37 UTC  

Would graphite lube do the trick?

2017-05-08 08:05:19 UTC  

dohohoho

2017-05-08 08:05:24 UTC  

grind up some pencil lead