Would be ebin to buy chink wedding ring though

yeah like waifu notices the difference

If someone in here wins lottery they better buy one for lulz

i will be bying fuckton of silly stuff if i wont lottery to be honest

just to send away to random people

Imagine sending chink dragon dildos to random people

kek

get local universitys apartment listing

>send 1 to everyone

with courtesy lube ofc

Kek

Do chinks sell lube

yes

but thats 1 product from them what i would not use to my dong

even candy is safer

Feels good because i dont have need for it it because (((they))) didnt jew me at birth

ofc this <https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-J-Lube-Concentrated-Powder-Gay-Extreme-Fisting-Lubrication-10-OZ-Anal-Lubricant-Adult-Product/32583897356.html?> (link name says it all but decided to nsfw the link)

Kek

their most expensive lube kek

32 freaking dollar

Wtf

Im pretty sure lube is legal here

kek

Would graphite lube do the trick?

dohohoho

grind up some pencil lead

My dzat df-10 arrived here

http://www.devicespecifications.com/en/news/cae1802

DOOGEE MIX

https://swiatandroid.pl/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/DOOGEE-MIX.jpg

Chinks are realy upping their smartphone game

thats a nope

>front fingerprint

thanks but no thanks

https://s3.amazonaws.com/neowin/news/images/uploaded/2017/05/1494082505_oneplus5listing_story.jpg

what's wrong with front fingerprint?

>One plus 5 has a SD card slot

mama mia

Front fingerprint > back fingerprint imho

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Turkey-model-two-seater-mini-cars_60096935463.html