I ask "please include piece of local newspaper if possible :)"

note the smiley

chinks love smileys

"i pay 5 extra if you translate front page"

:^)

chink-translated newspaper

oh boy

ask crystal for nudes

reading their chat is hilariously horrible

"man run over by truck" - "kid ate politician cat, now in jail"

proper text translated by their "worse than google-translate " mind would be fun as fuck

whenever I chat with the chinks I just go into full retard mode and I start typing in very broken english

that shit actually seems to help a lot

yeah they probly understand "broken" english better than official text

again, smileys

http://www.gearbest.com/personal-protective-equipment/pp_630024.html

lol dixie helmet

so what's the current popular item to order now

other than fidget shit

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1000pcs-3-pin-terminal-connector/32810484300.html <:thonk:288060975775612929>

>inb4 chink will not deliver

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Plastic-red-apple-model-for-fuji-apple/32687111653.html

🍎

probably buttplugs and stocking. /csg/ have become so fucking gay

holy fuck https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Body-Motion-Sensor-Automatic-Seat-LED-Light-For-Toilet-Bowl-Lid-8Color-Lamp/32713173327.html

rip chink https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/1000pcs-33E-Resistor-1-4-W-carbon-film-resistor-package-TH-5-tolerance/1602024_32810350759.html

1000 pcs for 0,05$ <:benis:239668961011040257>

those russians gonna bust him

I have a whole stack of transistors, like 50 different types

dipshit chinks forgot to mark the papers so takes forever to find the ones I need

>0,05$

kek

somewhere, a chink is going chinkshit

>0,05$

and yes, they completely no need it

@sludge @AlbumONLY Redmeme 4A and Fiio M3

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-New-2015-Mini-Glove-Pillow-Hot-Sales-Creative-Siesta-Pillows-Ostrich-Pillow-For-Travelling/32302401522.html