Message from @transience

Discord ID: 314690870156722186


2017-05-18 08:42:32 UTC  

some chink shit has arrived

2017-05-18 08:45:42 UTC  

what did you get

2017-05-18 08:48:11 UTC  

xiaomeme espresso machine

2017-05-18 08:48:25 UTC  

far out my camera sucks ass http://i.4cdn.org/g/1495097223917.jpg

2017-05-18 08:48:27 UTC  

can't wait for the xiaomi self driving car

2017-05-18 08:48:35 UTC  

wow! a xiaomi nespresso machine this is fuckin unreal

2017-05-18 08:48:54 UTC  

so i can die in a car fire

2017-05-18 08:49:03 UTC  

thats pretty cool

2017-05-18 08:49:18 UTC  

Didnt u fucking order that thing like 3 days ago

2017-05-18 08:50:20 UTC  

My 5e mini wallet has been stuck in post for week now

2017-05-18 08:50:40 UTC  

lel na i ordered it a while back

2017-05-18 08:50:50 UTC  

time to test it with my headphones

2017-05-18 08:50:54 UTC  

like the dude from yesterday

2017-05-18 08:56:23 UTC  

wew i got my microphones

2017-05-18 08:56:28 UTC  

can finally measure some chink iems

2017-05-18 08:58:08 UTC  

thats how its duun

2017-05-18 08:58:19 UTC  

nice werk hektik

2017-05-18 09:08:08 UTC  

is that chink ink

2017-05-18 09:09:10 UTC  

I bought 60ml of dollar caligraphy black ink for £3.79 (about $4.50), did I get gwailo'd

2017-05-18 09:13:36 UTC  

also, x2 bros

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/314691987129499648/20170518_101255.jpg

2017-05-18 09:17:37 UTC  

Okay, I guess I'll have to buy a spinner

2017-05-18 09:21:22 UTC  

oh shit

2017-05-18 09:21:28 UTC  

you have the same mousepad anddddddddd headphones

2017-05-18 09:21:39 UTC  

except my mousepad is grotty ngross

2017-05-18 09:22:15 UTC  

yeh thats chink ink

2017-05-18 09:22:18 UTC  

hero pen ink

2017-05-18 09:22:38 UTC  

are you a cantonese?

2017-05-18 09:22:50 UTC  

ngo hai

2017-05-18 09:23:00 UTC  

ah

2017-05-18 09:23:02 UTC  

me too

2017-05-18 09:23:11 UTC  

your parents from mainland or HK

2017-05-18 09:23:47 UTC  

southeast asian, their parents from somewhere in guangdong that I can't remember

2017-05-18 09:24:01 UTC  

ah ok

2017-05-18 09:24:16 UTC  

vietnamese?

2017-05-18 09:24:45 UTC  

they speak a pretty weird dialect of cantonese that's distinctly different from what you hear in gz or hk

2017-05-18 09:24:52 UTC  

haha you guessed it

2017-05-18 09:25:00 UTC  

guess the other obvious one woulda been malaysia

2017-05-18 09:25:17 UTC  

yer its prob the most common one

2017-05-18 09:25:21 UTC  

vietnamese chinese