What to get a kid who has everything

get him a knife

A job application :^)

>Giving a dumb hormonal teen a knife

;) thats the point

🤔

Buy him a flail so he can't hurt anyone except himself.

https://de.aliexpress.com/item/Raisevern-Fashion-3D-Pepe-The-Frog-Joggers-Pants-Men-Women-Funny-Cartoon-Sweatpants-Trousers-Elastic-Waist/32815641485.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10065_10151_10208_10068_10304_10136_10137_10060_10302_10155_10062_437_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_303_5300017_100031_10099_10103_10102_10096_10052_10053_5320017_10142_10107_10050_10051_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10177_10110_519_10111_10112_10113_10114_10182_10078_10079_10073_10123_10189_142,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=7fc32cc4-931b-4ab4-b009-2766eb7dc895&algo_expid=763ead45-0fad-4a43-980f-66e26d0a6118-24&algo_pvid=763ead45-0fad-4a43-980f-66e26d0a6118

ill get him these

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DL-10525-Wholesale-Special-light-body-casual-short-brimmed-bell-jazz-black-leather-Fedoras-British-gentleman/32645935276.html

That picture cracks me up

cheap dragon dildo oughta do it

<https://www.aliexpress.com/item/exploding-torso-cancer/32797275707.html>

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Summer-New-I-Eat-Ass-T-Shirt-Men-Short-Sleeve-Printed-O-neck-Cotton-Cartoon-T/32793526776.html

There we go.

Manufactured by only the most thoroughbred chinese 4 year olds.

@Tendril People have been flipping these for profit on my country's Gumtree/Craigslist http://www.dhgate.com/product/20pcs-video-games-for-adcance-advance-games/391076047.html

http://www.dhgate.com/product/5pcs-halloween-gameboy-advance-gba-games/390339508.html

Oh

http://www.dhgate.com/product/nwc-1990-gold-edition-reproduction-72pins/400677417.html#s1-17-7b;searl|3562941107

It's even got fake dip switches

http://s.aliexpress.com/RNRfuu6v

I don't like things anymore.

How horrifying.

@kontroll i have one comming in mail fam <:aliOK:251417852156837888> also @Krissern already got his bluetooth spinner <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Hm.

What is it the kids say these days?

KYS?

Yeah?

it was cheaper than 5e though

only 2e for me <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Only cost your dignity. No probs.

I should have bought a ton when the fad was starting.

Could have had multiple dollahs to my name by now.

^ DELID THIS!

well you can buy bluetooth one with RGB

it is good to go full autismo

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-MINI-LED-RGB-night-light-Bluetooth-Speaker-Music-Fidget-Spinner-EDC-Hand-Spinner-For-Autism/32815607541.html

here buy this,but i shall see you never again!

😄