see if smart assistants get good enough ill use them to write my journal rather then typing it out

tho it will loook like the ravings of a madman

that's a funny way of spelling diary

B)

>when you have to use a mobility scooter to get around your house

@Deleted User >telling google your deepest secrets

@Dolan_Duck i call them shart carts

I lmao when i rarely see one irl

>implying google doenst know them as well as all my fetishes

Come over to the US and go to walmart, they're all over

ctrl+shift+N

>installing wireless charging on the floors of your home to charge mobility scooter

I couldnt hold my laughter at shartmart

oh man

chink wireless charging is going to be great

@Deleted User Don't fall for the chink shit gaming headset meme btw

the mobility scooters arent usuaally used by the fatties tbf

if you're looking for gaming stuff

it's usually some drunk 23 year old student

the only thing im looking to buy is a smartwatch but im too lazy to put the effort to find one i want

Mi band 2

I can't recommend it enough

plus you get to connect to the xaoimi botnet

@Kaytee tfw they force fatty to walk

How can they

you should probably get a pebble

i hate it the scooter's actually faster than the waddle

since they're so cheap

Mi Band pls

gets them the fuck out my way a bit quicker

has pebble offically hstu down so i can buy the old stock for hella cheap

Yep pebble is dead

Rip best smartwatch brand

@Kaytee i dont get how anyone can get to that shape

Meme e-ink displays

yo

its ez to get fat ahve you eatten a cheeseburger?

@fedora at my fattest, like 120kg, i was still tiny next to some of the people i see around

id eat cheeseburgers all day

And 120kg is alot

I was 115