Message from @Dolan_Duck

Discord ID: 347485379328344064


2017-08-16 21:00:02 UTC  

Well google already listens to everyone

2017-08-16 21:00:06 UTC  

I dont want google botnet either

2017-08-16 21:00:08 UTC  

nothing you can do about it

2017-08-16 21:00:18 UTC  

What is with people wanting smart assistants

2017-08-16 21:00:22 UTC  

At least in the US

2017-08-16 21:00:23 UTC  

google is cancer, hopefully alphabet gets cut up in to pieces

2017-08-16 21:00:27 UTC  

They are literaly useless

2017-08-16 21:00:41 UTC  

iv never had a situation to use a smart assistant

2017-08-16 21:00:44 UTC  

and i dont know why i woudl want too

2017-08-16 21:00:55 UTC  

i type fast enough to usually figure it out faster then i say somethign

2017-08-16 21:00:56 UTC  

The one time I used google assistant is when I broke my screen

2017-08-16 21:01:07 UTC  

I was still able to make calls and stuff for a couple days

2017-08-16 21:01:12 UTC  

tho

2017-08-16 21:01:22 UTC  

in hindsite hasving a voice controlled light for my nephews room would be nice

2017-08-16 21:01:39 UTC  

I cant imagine what enormous faggot you need to be to buy phone because smart assistant

2017-08-16 21:01:41 UTC  

>when you yell go to bed light turns off

2017-08-16 21:02:00 UTC  

There are literal comparsion videos i jewtbe

2017-08-16 21:02:01 UTC  

>when you have mild autism so you actually use smart assistant to type

2017-08-16 21:02:31 UTC  

or alternatively you can spend a handful of calories and just turn off the light yourself

2017-08-16 21:02:43 UTC  
2017-08-16 21:02:50 UTC  

Thats not the american way @Windatica

2017-08-16 21:03:05 UTC  

see if smart assistants get good enough ill use them to write my journal rather then typing it out

2017-08-16 21:03:10 UTC  

tho it will loook like the ravings of a madman

2017-08-16 21:03:18 UTC  

that's a funny way of spelling diary

2017-08-16 21:03:25 UTC  

B)

2017-08-16 21:03:25 UTC  

>when you have to use a mobility scooter to get around your house

2017-08-16 21:04:08 UTC  

@Deleted User >telling google your deepest secrets

2017-08-16 21:04:17 UTC  

@Dolan_Duck i call them shart carts

2017-08-16 21:04:26 UTC  

I lmao when i rarely see one irl

2017-08-16 21:04:31 UTC  

>implying google doenst know them as well as all my fetishes

2017-08-16 21:04:38 UTC  

Come over to the US and go to walmart, they're all over

2017-08-16 21:04:50 UTC  

ctrl+shift+N

2017-08-16 21:05:41 UTC  

>installing wireless charging on the floors of your home to charge mobility scooter

2017-08-16 21:05:55 UTC  

I couldnt hold my laughter at shartmart

2017-08-16 21:06:35 UTC  

oh man

2017-08-16 21:06:40 UTC  

chink wireless charging is going to be great

2017-08-16 21:06:45 UTC  

@Deleted User Don't fall for the chink shit gaming headset meme btw

2017-08-16 21:06:47 UTC  

the mobility scooters arent usuaally used by the fatties tbf

2017-08-16 21:06:53 UTC  

if you're looking for gaming stuff

2017-08-16 21:06:57 UTC  

it's usually some drunk 23 year old student

2017-08-16 21:07:06 UTC  

the only thing im looking to buy is a smartwatch but im too lazy to put the effort to find one i want