Message from @swagmeisterflash

Discord ID: 354206153799892993


2017-09-04 09:48:45 UTC  

we ready for the apocalypse boys

2017-09-04 09:48:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/354201114091978752/JPEG_20170904_114842.jpg

2017-09-04 09:49:11 UTC  

THe package reads in bold print on those stickers not to deliver the goods to be but rather to direct them to the customs office

2017-09-04 09:49:32 UTC  

apparently people at the post office are dumber than ever because that shit came straight at me into my homebox

2017-09-04 09:49:46 UTC  

lel

2017-09-04 09:50:25 UTC  

@swagmeisterflash it probably went through customs

2017-09-04 09:50:33 UTC  

they were just too lazy or deemed it not worthy to check

2017-09-04 09:50:36 UTC  

had the same a couple of times

2017-09-04 09:50:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/354201601441005588/JPEG_20170904_115035.jpg

2017-09-04 09:50:52 UTC  

but on other times I had them search thouroughly through 5$ packages

2017-09-04 09:50:56 UTC  

honestly that makes more sense. the sticker was probably like a "do not send to address right away, customs check first"

2017-09-04 09:51:09 UTC  

customs didn't check my 60 dollar convoy flashlight, thank god

2017-09-04 09:51:38 UTC  

it says the contents of the package violate article 28 and 29 of some treaty

2017-09-04 09:51:47 UTC  

maybe because i ordered three 7010s at once

2017-09-04 09:59:48 UTC  

What KZ memes did you get freund

2017-09-04 10:06:22 UTC  

earbuds, that 4k action camera, thre 7010s and one shoulder mount for the camera

2017-09-04 10:06:27 UTC  

an a yeelight

2017-09-04 10:07:09 UTC  

the yeelights' instruction manual is entirely in chink

2017-09-04 10:07:12 UTC  

gg chink

2017-09-04 10:08:29 UTC  

Which KZ model

2017-09-04 10:08:47 UTC  

ate

2017-09-04 10:22:05 UTC  

does anybody here know alternate apps that can control the Yeelight bulb?

2017-09-04 10:29:46 UTC  

fucking HELL

2017-09-04 10:29:57 UTC  

the god damn LAMP wants to phone back home to xiaomi

2017-09-04 10:30:05 UTC  

what is WRONG with these chinks

2017-09-04 10:31:17 UTC  

why do I need an account for this

2017-09-04 10:31:22 UTC  

for a LAMP

2017-09-04 10:33:46 UTC  

>buys a smart bulb
>is surprised that it needs internet connectivity and it phones home
<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-09-04 10:33:58 UTC  

what were you expecting exactly?

2017-09-04 10:34:34 UTC  

a short range connection to my phone so i can use an app to fuck with it

2017-09-04 10:34:57 UTC  

why does the bulb connect to the internet, then to CHINA, then back to me

2017-09-04 10:35:09 UTC  

this is some insane troll logic

2017-09-04 10:35:19 UTC  

data mining

2017-09-04 10:35:26 UTC  

even their air purifiers don't work at all if you remove the wifi chip

2017-09-04 10:35:30 UTC  

not even as a dumb air purifier

2017-09-04 10:35:43 UTC  

this is how "smart devices" work, even if they're from google or amazon

2017-09-04 10:35:54 UTC  

just more snooping innit

2017-09-04 10:36:11 UTC  

like how the Roomba guys were caught selling scans of room layouts they were getting from their robot vacuums

2017-09-04 10:36:23 UTC  

if there's data someone will buy it

2017-09-04 10:37:15 UTC  

i'm smelling a market for totalhax for these hings

2017-09-04 10:37:59 UTC  

get a programmer and a pcb electrical engineer together on patreon and pay them to progressively hack every smart device with open source circuit boards