Message from @TCxUFATIME

Discord ID: 373039352504385536


2017-10-26 09:19:43 UTC  

it was one of the funniest things ive ever seen

2017-10-26 09:21:21 UTC  

That reminds me of like 6 months ago

2017-10-26 09:21:29 UTC  

my dad had ordered his Moto G4 to replace his moto G

2017-10-26 09:21:40 UTC  

and he plays a lot of pokemon go, he needed a way to cool it down

2017-10-26 09:21:47 UTC  

so he put it in like a chiller box

2017-10-26 09:21:54 UTC  

we're in the car, the box is open

2017-10-26 09:21:58 UTC  

and the window is open

2017-10-26 09:22:07 UTC  

he breaks suddenly and the box is on my lap

2017-10-26 09:22:20 UTC  

the phone flies off the top and out the window of the car

2017-10-26 09:22:38 UTC  

right in front of him

2017-10-26 09:22:50 UTC  

and he's like 'wtf was that'
'uhh, your phone?'

2017-10-26 09:23:29 UTC  

this sounds like the dumbest situation from an outsider perspective

2017-10-26 09:23:49 UTC  

No I understand dude shit happens that you cant control

2017-10-26 09:23:56 UTC  

my OPO was because my door wasnt closed properly

2017-10-26 09:24:05 UTC  

so i opened it to close it again while we were moving

2017-10-26 09:24:10 UTC  

and it slipped out my pocket

2017-10-26 09:24:13 UTC  

w e w

2017-10-26 09:24:25 UTC  

the first day I had my Xiaomeme it fell out of my pocket twice

2017-10-26 09:24:41 UTC  

Fuck it feels like mine is going to fall out all the time

2017-10-26 09:24:47 UTC  

it always sticks out of my pockets

2017-10-26 09:25:12 UTC  

When I first got it I was walking around with my hand on my pocket because i was so paranoid

2017-10-26 09:25:44 UTC  

I had it silently fall out of my pocket onto carpet in class and learned that I should just put it in my top pocket or jacket pocket

2017-10-26 10:04:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/373049152839614475/unknown.png

2017-10-26 10:04:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/373049182514315266/flat800x800075f.png

2017-10-26 10:04:23 UTC  

cunt then it's broken

2017-10-26 10:15:12 UTC  

How Can Product Be Real If Buyer Isn't Real

2017-10-26 10:15:56 UTC  

What are you trying to get a refund for?

2017-10-26 10:21:14 UTC  

bad storage microsd card

2017-10-26 10:21:21 UTC  

also it had malware on it

2017-10-26 10:22:04 UTC  

Chinked

2017-10-26 10:22:52 UTC  

mate i already won the dispute

2017-10-26 10:23:07 UTC  

but only just

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/373053929631645696/unknown.png

2017-10-26 10:23:33 UTC  

mainly due to that I had already given away the sd card, useless, but formatted to correct size in a phone that someone lost

2017-10-26 10:24:00 UTC  

so in the secondary dispute I plugged in the provided sdcard reader with no drive to fake the drive being damaged

2017-10-26 10:24:02 UTC  

and won

2017-10-26 10:24:12 UTC  

I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE ITEM AND I WON

2017-10-26 10:24:25 UTC  

Reverse-chinked

2017-10-26 10:24:32 UTC  

Abso-fucking-lutely

2017-10-26 10:25:21 UTC  

the chink got chinked

2017-10-26 10:25:36 UTC  

So now some grill with a lipstick covered huawei ascend y320 now has a 7GB microSD card in her phone

2017-10-26 10:29:07 UTC  

>huawei

>>>>ASCEND


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Y320