and essentially broke it externally lmao

I still remember years ago I was at the shops with my Dad and the dude drops his Nokia 3310 and tries to catch it with his foot and instead kicks it like 100m skidding through the shops

it was one of the funniest things ive ever seen

That reminds me of like 6 months ago

my dad had ordered his Moto G4 to replace his moto G

and he plays a lot of pokemon go, he needed a way to cool it down

so he put it in like a chiller box

we're in the car, the box is open

and the window is open

he breaks suddenly and the box is on my lap

the phone flies off the top and out the window of the car

right in front of him

and he's like 'wtf was that'
'uhh, your phone?'

this sounds like the dumbest situation from an outsider perspective

No I understand dude shit happens that you cant control

my OPO was because my door wasnt closed properly

so i opened it to close it again while we were moving

and it slipped out my pocket

w e w

the first day I had my Xiaomeme it fell out of my pocket twice

Fuck it feels like mine is going to fall out all the time

it always sticks out of my pockets

When I first got it I was walking around with my hand on my pocket because i was so paranoid

I had it silently fall out of my pocket onto carpet in class and learned that I should just put it in my top pocket or jacket pocket

cunt then it's broken

How Can Product Be Real If Buyer Isn't Real

What are you trying to get a refund for?

bad storage microsd card

also it had malware on it

Chinked

mate i already won the dispute

but only just

mainly due to that I had already given away the sd card, useless, but formatted to correct size in a phone that someone lost

so in the secondary dispute I plugged in the provided sdcard reader with no drive to fake the drive being damaged

and won

I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE ITEM AND I WON

Reverse-chinked

Abso-fucking-lutely

the chink got chinked