Message from @DoctorPiss

Discord ID: 278745549283262464


2017-02-08 04:30:06 UTC  

it's /tts

2017-02-08 04:30:09 UTC  

it is too late now

2017-02-08 04:30:19 UTC  

awoo

2017-02-08 04:30:33 UTC  

Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting

2017-02-08 04:30:58 UTC  

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.
They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.
They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.
They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.
They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.

2017-02-08 04:31:16 UTC  

Pol = i want to see this political thing but theres too much porn in the way

2017-02-08 04:31:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/278744611755786240/56.jpg

2017-02-08 04:31:53 UTC  

One night this girl from another school heard that starbursts were and aphrodisiac. She then stuck a couple in her snatch and got her boyfriend to eat her out. The next day, her boyfriend developed a rash around his mouth and the girl developed a rash down in her fuzzy mimosa. They went to the doctor to get checked out when the doctor asked what had happened. She told him that she stuck starbursts in her snatch because she heard they were an aphrodisiac. The doctor then asked how many she put in. She replied, "Oh, only two." The boyfriend then looked up and said "I'm pretty sure I ate three." The doctor ran some tests and turns out that the boyfriend at 2 starbursts and a herpes sac/pustule. Explaining the rash around his mouth.

2017-02-08 04:32:21 UTC  

hwat

2017-02-08 04:32:58 UTC  

k brb

2017-02-08 04:33:00 UTC  

no clue

2017-02-08 04:33:05 UTC  

Hey guys

2017-02-08 04:33:07 UTC  

Wrote a thing

2017-02-08 04:33:08 UTC  

feedback? http://www.antifa.rip/2017/02/08/blend-in-with-black-bloc/

2017-02-08 04:33:23 UTC  

I thought it might be useful to share with people when they have that idea

2017-02-08 04:34:32 UTC  

1911 24

2017-02-08 04:34:45 UTC  
2017-02-08 04:35:14 UTC  

i put my bullets in my dick hole

2017-02-08 04:35:17 UTC  

@everyone http://www.antifa.rip/2017/02/08/blend-in-with-black-bloc/

2017-02-08 04:35:19 UTC  

shells too

2017-02-08 04:35:29 UTC  

melt brass shells down to make knuckles

2017-02-08 04:35:45 UTC  

I could say something here

2017-02-08 04:35:48 UTC  

But I'll refrain

2017-02-08 04:36:11 UTC  

i actually have a guy who forges brass knuckles

2017-02-08 04:36:21 UTC  

well, i'm one of his patrons

2017-02-08 04:36:22 UTC  

i made brass knuckles

2017-02-08 04:36:27 UTC  

oval or circle holes

2017-02-08 04:36:29 UTC  

Brass is pretty easy to work fam

2017-02-08 04:36:32 UTC  

dude neuro funk is lit

2017-02-08 04:36:47 UTC  

i made electric arc furnace

2017-02-08 04:37:07 UTC  

I need to get around to setting up a forge.

2017-02-08 04:37:13 UTC  

same

2017-02-08 04:37:17 UTC  

it's p useful

2017-02-08 04:37:29 UTC  

I have the ar/k/

2017-02-08 04:37:39 UTC  

so how do I que music?

2017-02-08 04:37:52 UTC  

you do /play and the youtube link

2017-02-08 04:38:15 UTC  

you just need carbon electrodes

2017-02-08 04:38:18 UTC  

yeah but I don't want to skip over the goy