Message from @Matthew

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2017-11-10 19:31:41 UTC  

I feel like this would unironically be popular on /g/, then eventually find its way to reddit

2017-11-10 19:31:56 UTC  

@Deleted User It's common knowledge, r-right? There's a lot of variety to shits. It stands to reason that fetishists would prefer some over others

2017-11-10 19:32:08 UTC  

two years later you'd just be HowToBasic, but with shit

2017-11-10 19:32:08 UTC  

i'd do it, but this is one of those things where it starts as a joke, then becomes something you enjoy, its a bad path

2017-11-10 19:32:34 UTC  

I enjoy shitting desu

2017-11-10 19:32:50 UTC  

a turbo edit of how to basic with scat would be a one time enjoyment experience

2017-11-10 19:33:08 UTC  

then i'd be utterly disgusted, it'd be a fun thing to link apple fans on release days

2017-11-10 19:33:12 UTC  

should team up with epic meal time on that one

2017-11-10 19:33:19 UTC  

big ass sandwich

2017-11-10 19:33:24 UTC  

filled with chink tech

2017-11-10 19:33:27 UTC  

and shit sauce

2017-11-10 19:33:36 UTC  

that video would go down in history

2017-11-10 19:33:57 UTC  

@Deleted User oh my god

2017-11-10 19:34:19 UTC  

someone needs to buy the iPhone 9 and take a shit on it right in the Apple store

2017-11-10 19:34:54 UTC  

that would honestly be funny as fuck, but someone who does it has to have ZERO to lose

2017-11-10 19:35:12 UTC  

except for a couple thousand dollars

2017-11-10 19:35:28 UTC  

Isn't it waterproof?

2017-11-10 19:36:18 UTC  

lmao at the scat video how to basic, take a shit on it and then have someone call it and put the shit phone up against your face

2017-11-10 19:36:33 UTC  

@RubenF hey dude, try asking in <#365921969004216320> , that's a chink audio chat in here. we're busy with our shitty business plan for 2019

2017-11-10 19:37:20 UTC  

your question was literally drowned in shit

2017-11-10 19:37:22 UTC  

But H2B never shows his face

2017-11-10 19:37:50 UTC  

remember those 10 cent guy fawkes masks?

2017-11-10 19:37:51 UTC  

yeah.

2017-11-10 19:38:05 UTC  

I mean, he *kinda* did in his last video. Turns out he's a fatty.

2017-11-10 19:38:32 UTC  

i mean, the egg stuff is reddit lardo humor

2017-11-10 19:38:33 UTC  

I-I'll shit on a flashlight and set up a patreon

2017-11-10 19:38:45 UTC  

...will the flashlight be ON?

2017-11-10 19:39:03 UTC  

I hope you like a 5000K LED tint

2017-11-10 19:39:08 UTC  

yeah, it will be a dark room, he will squat over it and shit the room into darkness

2017-11-10 19:39:14 UTC  

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2017-11-10 19:39:39 UTC  

but guys I need to get at least 500 bucks from it

2017-11-10 19:39:50 UTC  

I hope you save enough money tomorrow <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-10 19:40:08 UTC  

Hmmmmm

2017-11-10 19:40:11 UTC  

A month's rent

2017-11-10 19:40:24 UTC  

or a video of something shitting a room into an inky abyss

2017-11-10 19:41:16 UTC  

tfw not yet a content producer

2017-11-10 19:42:52 UTC  

we're literally discussing chink shit

2017-11-10 19:43:00 UTC  

this chat has never been more on track

2017-11-10 19:43:26 UTC  

aaaaaaaAAAAAAFUCK. Finally dug this goddamn ingrown nail out of my big toe. Instant fucking relief.

2017-11-10 19:44:24 UTC  

🤢

2017-11-10 19:44:30 UTC  

thanks for sharing this in a shopping related channel