Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 378626726357368832


2017-11-10 19:11:57 UTC  

I think you're Morally obligated and financially inclined to make it a thing

2017-11-10 19:12:42 UTC  

@Deleted User do you own a mankini

2017-11-10 19:13:16 UTC  

licking electronics while wearing nothing but mankini would be enough to get a few thousand German viewers

2017-11-10 19:13:21 UTC  

maybe poop a little

2017-11-10 19:14:37 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2017-11-10 19:16:26 UTC  

uhhhh, buy stuff off my wishlist for more electronic worshiping

2017-11-10 19:17:37 UTC  

@Cole no country bullying!

2017-11-10 19:18:16 UTC  

@JHWH scat is a valid fetish

2017-11-10 19:20:29 UTC  

tfw not operating a porn site electronic channel where you poop on the latest electronics and get to wash them off and have free gadgets

2017-11-10 19:21:29 UTC  

tfw you could never tell anyone how you managed to buy a 26 room villa in just one year

2017-11-10 19:21:54 UTC  

>implying I wouldn't wear it like a badge of pride

2017-11-10 19:22:04 UTC  

wagecucks btfo, I make more shitting than they do working

2017-11-10 19:23:28 UTC  

tfw what i say is retarded at face value, but upon further examination pioneering media consumption and creating someone a lucrative side income

2017-11-10 19:24:57 UTC  

How do you word it on your resume though? Or your taxes, for that matter?

2017-11-10 19:26:13 UTC  

inb4 "u-uh...thanks..." and putting them in the closet forever

2017-11-10 19:26:15 UTC  

praise kek dude, normies btfo

2017-11-10 19:26:19 UTC  

anon what do you do for a living?

oh I'm a video producer

oh really? do you like make movies or something??

I defecate on electronics.

2017-11-10 19:26:53 UTC  

tfw that guy with the sunglasses tries to get you to shit on his face

2017-11-10 19:27:13 UTC  

if he pays extra..

2017-11-10 19:27:26 UTC  

It'd probably actually be a lot of work. Like, your viewers are likely to have shit preferences, so you'll have to have a strict diet.

2017-11-10 19:27:58 UTC  

it can't be a regular dookie, i mean it seems pretty straight forward to me

2017-11-10 19:28:00 UTC  

>shit preferences
<:woah:333623269674713098>

2017-11-10 19:28:23 UTC  

I don't like how large the cam looks tbh

2017-11-10 19:28:35 UTC  

and it overexposes a lot on 1080p

2017-11-10 19:28:38 UTC  

for now, anyway

2017-11-10 19:28:52 UTC  

it's a Xiaomi camera, it'll get a thousand updates before 2018

2017-11-10 19:28:58 UTC  

@Cole you can bet on Xiaomeme to update it

2017-11-10 19:29:20 UTC  

I'll probably just get the A119 for my car

2017-11-10 19:29:30 UTC  

... which I still didn't buy

2017-11-10 19:29:44 UTC  

Shit preferences, yeah, Like, do you want someone to drop a fat brick on the Xbox One X, or spray it with a mostly liquid spray with plenty of farts?

2017-11-10 19:30:13 UTC  

your knowledge on this concerns me

2017-11-10 19:30:29 UTC  

I am 26 years old and I am now thinking about types of shit I'd want on my tech

2017-11-10 19:30:30 UTC  

@Cole you don't have a car

2017-11-10 19:30:34 UTC  

yet

2017-11-10 19:30:35 UTC  

traded it in for a big flashlight

2017-11-10 19:30:41 UTC  

FFS

2017-11-10 19:30:59 UTC  

BLF GT going into production soon tbh

2017-11-10 19:31:00 UTC  

🔦

2017-11-10 19:31:19 UTC  

Hey guys I was wondering if there's a difference between the kz ate and kz atr