Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 378622642065899521
Idk
If you can get the protocol you should be fine
BLE messages are 20 bytes tops
I also want to spend 50 dollar on amazing Chinese shit
Someone redpill me
No eggs
Or buttplugs please
tea
yak jerky
Dildos
>chinese consumables
nice knowing you
Ye i dont trust chinese with my food man
I accidently licked my earbuds
And it tasted like the worst chemicals ever
tastes like clogged ear
pls link your youtube fetishist channel of you licking all sorts of electronics
How the fuck do you "accidentally" lick an earbud
that's the thing, you don't it's usually someone licking and worshiping electronics for 3-4 minutes
>Worshipping electronics, sexually
is this a thing, i'm just a compulsive liar who likes to make stories
I think you're Morally obligated and financially inclined to make it a thing
@Deleted User do you own a mankini
licking electronics while wearing nothing but mankini would be enough to get a few thousand German viewers
maybe poop a little
<:woah:333623269674713098>
uhhhh, buy stuff off my wishlist for more electronic worshiping
tfw not operating a porn site electronic channel where you poop on the latest electronics and get to wash them off and have free gadgets
tfw you could never tell anyone how you managed to buy a 26 room villa in just one year
>implying I wouldn't wear it like a badge of pride
wagecucks btfo, I make more shitting than they do working
tfw what i say is retarded at face value, but upon further examination pioneering media consumption and creating someone a lucrative side income
How do you word it on your resume though? Or your taxes, for that matter?
inb4 "u-uh...thanks..." and putting them in the closet forever
praise kek dude, normies btfo
anon what do you do for a living?
oh I'm a video producer
oh really? do you like make movies or something??
I defecate on electronics.
tfw that guy with the sunglasses tries to get you to shit on his face