Message from @Matthew

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2017-11-10 20:34:04 UTC  

so i send him a text on whatsapp and he answers me

2017-11-10 20:35:37 UTC  

oh

2017-11-10 20:35:45 UTC  

I thought it was like company wide

2017-11-10 20:40:14 UTC  

kek

2017-11-10 20:40:23 UTC  

always know your couriers friendo.

2017-11-10 20:41:31 UTC  

i know the one for the local post office (2 actually it depends on the guide number), the one from DHL and the one for estafeta (private post service that is kinda shitty)

2017-11-10 20:41:38 UTC  

Fedex sucks dick really hard here tho

2017-11-10 20:41:45 UTC  

The mailmen in my neighborhood have been seasonal fucksticks for the entire year

2017-11-10 20:42:18 UTC  

The GF regularly has to go give our neighbors their mail that got delievered to us, and retrieve the mail they have of ours

2017-11-10 20:42:42 UTC  

That used to hapen to us when we lived downtown.

2017-11-10 20:42:52 UTC  

And every time I try to confront the carrier about it, it's some Somalian who sprints across the street as soon as I open my door

2017-11-10 20:43:46 UTC  

the local mailmen here is an autistic guy with a fascination with trains

2017-11-10 20:44:51 UTC  

what is it that attracts autists to locomotives

2017-11-10 20:45:05 UTC  

the 12 is mailmen day (dia del cartero) im thinking about gift him some chink trains.

2017-11-10 20:46:06 UTC  

its usual for families to gift some good to the mailmen you know a bag of rice, a can of beans or veggies, shit like that

2017-11-10 20:46:27 UTC  

The day my mailman expects a gift from me is the day I shoot him the dick

2017-11-10 20:46:58 UTC  

and i think autist people are attracted to anything thats very complex in function in general.

2017-11-10 20:47:17 UTC  

why would a mailman get a gift, do your job and get lost pal

2017-11-10 20:47:24 UTC  

well

2017-11-10 20:47:46 UTC  

its kinda weird but we have a lot of traditions like that in mexico

2017-11-10 20:49:01 UTC  

American Thank a Mailman day is Feb. 4th

2017-11-10 20:49:18 UTC  

but we have a holiday for literally fucking everything, so they can go fuck themselves

2017-11-10 20:49:21 UTC  

yurobeans have their equality and inclussion shit, murricans have their own shit, and so on, you could kinda say that this is more of a solidarity tradition.

2017-11-10 20:49:41 UTC  

I've never seen my mailman

2017-11-10 20:50:16 UTC  

tfw: americans have a holiday for everything to make money
>>we beans have holidays for traditions just for the sake of it.

2017-11-10 20:50:52 UTC  

chinkman did it again.

2017-11-10 20:52:46 UTC  

i bought a bagpack last may and it arrived until september, ali refounded me the money and i still got the bagpack.

It costed 30 burger papers but its currently on "sale" at 80.

2017-11-10 20:53:16 UTC  

Wait, is it not normal to gift mailmen?

2017-11-10 20:53:25 UTC  

Fucking not in the USA

2017-11-10 20:53:29 UTC  

lol

2017-11-10 20:53:36 UTC  

Shit, my mailman probably thinks I'm gay.

2017-11-10 20:53:49 UTC  

lol

2017-11-10 20:54:13 UTC  

just don't invite him in

2017-11-10 20:54:16 UTC  

lol

2017-11-10 20:54:16 UTC  

tfw u probably gave him his gift in your underwear as well since thats normal for you around the house

2017-11-10 20:54:51 UTC  

I used to live in a small town so my parents gave ours a gift and I didn't think about it after moving out to a bigger town.

2017-11-10 20:55:00 UTC  

@shmitapz impossible to know the couriers around here because there's a new guy every week. nobody wants to do this job

2017-11-10 20:55:26 UTC  

(speaking from experience)

2017-11-10 20:55:53 UTC  

@Cole i think thats exactly why we have the mailmen holiday.

2017-11-10 20:56:09 UTC  

but the current mailmen (the autist one) has been for YEARS.

2017-11-10 20:58:08 UTC  

well fuck, i used to live 1 block away from school and the mailmen day was alway the day we had an assembly (sing the anthem and shit) and after giving honours to the flag the school would give the mailmen thanks for his service and a fuck load of goods that all the kids brougth to school.