Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 378696277338357770


2017-11-10 22:56:59 UTC  

fly to Shenzhen to be whipped by cathy

2017-11-10 22:57:06 UTC  

you'd enjoy that

2017-11-10 22:57:15 UTC  

DISPATCH FASTER

2017-11-10 22:57:22 UTC  
2017-11-10 22:57:31 UTC  

This is getting lewd.

2017-11-10 22:57:45 UTC  

#chink-sex-general

2017-11-10 22:58:37 UTC  

welp I'm going to take the dug out for a piss then call it a night

2017-11-10 22:58:38 UTC  

>genuinely want a massager
>tfw they are all 'massagers'😉

2017-11-10 22:58:47 UTC  

no movement on the 11.11 deals

2017-11-10 22:58:51 UTC  

guess they're waiting for tomorrow

2017-11-10 23:00:26 UTC  

@johnfrum your anus needs massaging too

2017-11-10 23:00:33 UTC  

I've bought one but it wasn't strong enough to actually do anything but tickle clits. Need a non sexual massager.

2017-11-10 23:00:44 UTC  

why am I still here the coupons aren't going live wtf

2017-11-10 23:01:09 UTC  

Because we're your freeeen

2017-11-10 23:01:16 UTC  

this tbh

2017-11-10 23:01:26 UTC  

:retardedfrog:

2017-11-10 23:01:29 UTC  

broke ass chinkas squad

2017-11-10 23:01:31 UTC  

y'all the right kind of retarded

2017-11-10 23:52:08 UTC  

https://imgur.com/a/1UEh7 Santa-anon updated the gift list for the final time

2017-11-10 23:52:25 UTC  

final ideas for your baskets for tomorrow

2017-11-11 00:03:48 UTC  

>edc tactical Comb

2017-11-11 00:03:51 UTC  

What the fuck

2017-11-11 00:14:09 UTC  

any laptop bags / sleeves on sale for 11.11

2017-11-11 00:14:11 UTC  

?

2017-11-11 00:16:53 UTC  

all Mark Ryden bags are on sale

2017-11-11 00:17:34 UTC  

does stuff run out of stock quickly on 11.11?

2017-11-11 00:18:56 UTC  

@Deleted User podcast link?

2017-11-11 00:22:50 UTC  

its like Black Friday @Julian

2017-11-11 00:22:54 UTC  

the good stuff goes instantly

2017-11-11 00:22:58 UTC  

fuck

2017-11-11 00:23:08 UTC  

guess I gotta go to sleep now if I want shit

2017-11-11 00:36:49 UTC  

wallet is gonna be rip

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2017-11-11 00:45:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378706872552783872/Screenshot-2017-11-10_Your_AliExpress_shopping_cart_-_Buy_directly_from_China.png

2017-11-11 00:59:17 UTC  

good morning

2017-11-11 01:01:42 UTC  

I'm gonna commit a /csg/ related crime

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378710849931706368/unknown.png

2017-11-11 01:01:56 UTC  

jesus christ

2017-11-11 01:02:04 UTC  

that is /csg/ mass genocide dude

2017-11-11 01:02:30 UTC  

I plan to wear this as a summer jersey

2017-11-11 01:02:31 UTC  

>genji

2017-11-11 01:02:43 UTC  

and with a long sleeve tshirt underneath in the winter

2017-11-11 01:02:58 UTC  

Wow, absolutely pleb, real men aren't scared to wear thier waifu's colors