Message from @Gratzl

Discord ID: 379306437446336512


2017-11-12 16:17:23 UTC  

but they're way more expensive

2017-11-12 16:19:00 UTC  

@João chinks print on that ugly kraft paper

2017-11-12 16:19:15 UTC  

but there's some on aliexpress that print on normal poster paper too

2017-11-12 16:19:39 UTC  

i kinda like that brown paper tbh

2017-11-12 16:19:58 UTC  

then you get one of those

2017-11-12 16:20:24 UTC  

yea might do that

2017-11-12 16:20:31 UTC  

@porco that thing would have the absolute minimum suction power, like one of those usb vacuums

2017-11-12 16:22:03 UTC  

reviews ok

2017-11-12 16:23:43 UTC  

"doesn't cover much of the floor as just goes around in circles over the same area, also very loud for a tiny machine"

2017-11-12 16:26:33 UTC  

Please don't tell me that I got chinked on that one before it is actually here and there is proof that I got chinked

2017-11-12 16:26:46 UTC  

>inb4 doesn't arrive at all

2017-11-12 16:26:58 UTC  

should've bought the Xiaomi scooter instead

2017-11-12 16:27:18 UTC  

I'm giving up on that one

2017-11-12 16:27:25 UTC  

I found out it's not even street legal here

2017-11-12 16:27:33 UTC  

Why not?

2017-11-12 16:27:54 UTC  

Because it does 25km/h, to classify as e-bike it must be limited to 18

2017-11-12 16:28:04 UTC  

where do you life?

2017-11-12 16:28:08 UTC  

Switzerland

2017-11-12 16:28:21 UTC  

🆒 🆒

2017-11-12 16:28:31 UTC  

Sounds even more cucky than Sweden.

2017-11-12 16:28:33 UTC  

it would classify as a small motorbike, so I would have to drive on the street with it

2017-11-12 16:28:48 UTC  

and I'm not going to drive on the street, standing on a chinese scooter

2017-11-12 16:29:11 UTC  

hahah

2017-11-12 16:29:21 UTC  

who's gonna check the max speed you can do tho @porco

2017-11-12 16:29:29 UTC  

not like it's licensed

2017-11-12 16:29:42 UTC  

I theoretically would need to license it in the first place

2017-11-12 16:29:48 UTC  

fuck

2017-11-12 16:29:59 UTC  

also I found reports of people buying e bikes from china which were able to do 30 km/h and got fucked by the police

2017-11-12 16:30:44 UTC  

I mean unless they caught them doing 30 and at that point they could be like "I was going downhill", they have little evidence, no?

2017-11-12 16:31:05 UTC  

which makes sense, you can't share a small stripe next to the road with some old lady on a bicycle and stress her into 30 km/h

2017-11-12 16:31:19 UTC  

not with that attitude you can't

2017-11-12 16:31:38 UTC  

>with that attitude
people on the road are generally assholes

2017-11-12 16:31:39 UTC  

stressing out people on bicycles is my hobby

2017-11-12 16:31:59 UTC  

yeah and bicyclists are generally dead meat

2017-11-12 16:32:11 UTC  

also bicyclists are usually the bigger assholes

2017-11-12 16:32:22 UTC  

>don't stop at red lights

2017-11-12 16:32:28 UTC  

>ride on whatever fucking side they want

2017-11-12 16:32:31 UTC  

>never signal

2017-11-12 16:32:46 UTC  

this