Message from @Gratzl

Discord ID: 379596071132725248


2017-11-13 11:11:15 UTC  

I have 4 packages coming from gearbest, ali and my tabao agent : where do my parents screwed my education

2017-11-13 11:12:09 UTC  

sexual education

2017-11-13 11:12:35 UTC  

I have 24 packages from AliExpress on the way.

2017-11-13 11:12:39 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2017-11-13 11:15:05 UTC  

Heeee if you consider all orders from different seller I have 10 coming but you beat me

2017-11-13 11:15:34 UTC  

I hate my french phone

2017-11-13 11:15:50 UTC  

Fucking with english words 24/7

2017-11-13 11:16:59 UTC  

mine sometimes corrects polish words to some chink fuckery

2017-11-13 11:17:38 UTC  

nice

2017-11-13 11:17:51 UTC  

also doesnt recognize the word tiananmen

2017-11-13 11:17:54 UTC  

sth like donald tusk -> mao zedong

2017-11-13 11:17:54 UTC  

lol?

2017-11-13 11:18:02 UTC  

yeah like this

2017-11-13 11:19:30 UTC  

14/21 orders shipped bois

2017-11-13 11:20:38 UTC  

only the phone still didn't ship fuck

2017-11-13 11:20:39 UTC  

4 left

2017-11-13 11:23:11 UTC  

phones gonna ship today I feel it

2017-11-13 11:26:16 UTC  

REALLY FEELING IT, phone started doing phatom touch bullshit again, UGH

2017-11-13 11:30:11 UTC  

takyon

2017-11-13 11:37:39 UTC  

SUBATOMIC PENETRATION

2017-11-13 11:39:15 UTC  

yuck

2017-11-13 11:40:01 UTC  

rapid fire through your skull

2017-11-13 11:42:02 UTC  

Anyone knows where to find a lock system like this on a chinksite?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379596768662519818/unknown.png

2017-11-13 11:42:30 UTC  

tried ali?

2017-11-13 11:42:37 UTC  

i know for a fact there are some

2017-11-13 11:43:12 UTC  

@JediMocro 2017 High Quality WebCam Shutter Magnet Slider Plastic Camera Cover For Web Laptop iPad PC Mac Tablet Privacy
http://s.aliexpress.com/eIVz6VJz
(from AliExpress Android)

2017-11-13 11:43:19 UTC  

excuse the mobile link

2017-11-13 11:43:54 UTC  

Thanks mate.

2017-11-13 11:44:00 UTC  

I searched for "Phone lock" and shit

2017-11-13 11:44:22 UTC  

>being this paranoid

2017-11-13 11:44:36 UTC  

>implying this is paranoia

2017-11-13 11:44:56 UTC  

I tried "phone camera privacy" and that led me to "webcam shutter"

2017-11-13 11:45:11 UTC  

the other result actually had some orders

2017-11-13 11:45:27 UTC  

@fuckthapolice just smash it with a hammer to be sure 🙃

2017-11-13 11:45:47 UTC  

>proprietary hardware

2017-11-13 11:45:52 UTC  

you have to use your fists

2017-11-13 11:47:15 UTC  

this seems like a good thing for Chaturbate though

2017-11-13 11:47:38 UTC  

wait until qt then open shutter to reveal micro dick

2017-11-13 11:48:11 UTC  

get laughed at and become more suicidal

2017-11-13 11:53:05 UTC  

I think the problem with these webcam shutters might be that some phones put the proximity/light sensor right next to the camera

2017-11-13 11:53:28 UTC  

so you'll cripple your phone a lot more than just the camera